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Politor merdarum. Septentrionarius. Software wrangler. Transmitter of “Low quality thoughts.” https://www.gestaltweb.me.uk/

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09.03.2026 01:50 👍 1091 🔁 283 💬 1 📌 8
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10 years ago today. Huge thanks to everyone who has listened and supported us over the last decade! 😍

We'll celebrate this big birthday by posting some of our favourite Mince bits throughout the day 🎙️

08.03.2026 10:44 👍 145 🔁 19 💬 17 📌 4

“Wibble”

08.03.2026 19:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SCATTERING half a
teaspoon of dried chilli
flakes over a cut grapefruit
half and leaving it overnight
in the fridge will make the
grapefruit taste of chilli. So
don't do it.
Robert Canning
e-mail

SCATTERING half a teaspoon of dried chilli flakes over a cut grapefruit half and leaving it overnight in the fridge will make the grapefruit taste of chilli. So don't do it. Robert Canning e-mail

07.03.2026 21:15 👍 273 🔁 60 💬 5 📌 1

The BBC’s job is to “inform, educate, and entertain”? Let’s talk about the middle word.

What follows is the story of what we found in an FOI request (per the Observer) about the Corporation killing off plans to launch an online catalogue and failing to deliver ‘learning for people of all ages’. 🧵

08.03.2026 08:47 👍 82 🔁 47 💬 2 📌 12
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More UK PhD graduates looking overseas for jobs, study finds Proportion of doctoral graduates remaining in UK academia has fallen substantially as more enter industry or move abroad, according to a major longitudinal survey

'Only four in 10 UK PhD graduates remain in academia just over a year after completing their degrees with many more heading overseas for research jobs than in previous years, a major national poll suggests.' 1/3

07.03.2026 17:39 👍 37 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 9

98% percent of which are bots

07.03.2026 23:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give it time. With a shit AI slop vid

07.03.2026 23:18 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Poor Jeffrey. #TopOfTheThrops

07.03.2026 20:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Offski. Moonlight flit #TopOfTheThrops

07.03.2026 20:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Early Hyacinth vibes #TopOfTheThrops

07.03.2026 20:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hetty is going in under DEEP cover now … #TopOfTheThrops

07.03.2026 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God, for someone so strident, the client is a right cheapskate #TopOfTheThrops

07.03.2026 20:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, look. Hetty and plod are getting better acquainted #TopOfTheThrops

07.03.2026 20:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh God, she’s a ray of bitter sunshine #TopOfTheThrops

07.03.2026 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is exactly why I have decided to give it the swerve. I fear it would make me too angry

07.03.2026 20:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Piano recital. Time for some … culture #TheGoodOldDays

07.03.2026 20:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did that woman in the blue hat have a toothache? #TheGoodOldDays

07.03.2026 20:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LES IS MORE! #TheGoodOldDays

07.03.2026 20:00 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Is that the ballerina bint moonlighting as the magician’s assistant?

#TheGoodOldDays

07.03.2026 19:56 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Aye aye, Servalan’s back. This time with Adam Adamant. And a bell boy? #TheGoodOldDays

07.03.2026 19:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(Jack Douglas)

07.03.2026 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A blond one must been a knockoff Beatle wig from the market

07.03.2026 19:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His mother cut his hair then. With a pudding bowl.

And she’s 86 and blind as a bat

#TheGoodOldDays

07.03.2026 19:50 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Sadly not

07.03.2026 19:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right, so it’s basically Cooper’s act done by Alf Ipititmus #TheGoodOldDays

07.03.2026 19:46 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m glad they took whatever they were putting in the water then out, and started adding fluoride. #TheGoodOldDays

07.03.2026 19:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In clogs

07.03.2026 19:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why’s she wearing clogs? #TheGoodOldDays

07.03.2026 19:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’d think they’d check the guests week on week for this run. Last week’s Doddy ep was 1974, and here they are again in 76

07.03.2026 19:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0