I am my own Uncle AMA

Behold the Forbidden Asparagus

Sometimes I think those Black Metallers with their whole “I hate the human race” thing might be onto something

The new pervasive idea in conservatism, or innovation if you will, that if they don’t study something and therefore don’t record actual empirical data about it, they can just do whatever they feel based on ideology in any given situation is really gasting my flabber

butterfly meme, guy is labeled business genius, butterfly is labeled DUMBEST FUCKING IDEA YOU'VE EVER HEARD, he is thinking 'Is this a solution?'

CEOs weighing in on the Strait of Hormuz:

So far free agency has been a fucking disaster for the Ravens

I just Blart my pants

You are so fucking right and they are going to treat it the same. That is, NOT talk about it and try to sweep it under the rug, and then if they have to, blame the Iranians.

This one, like the Epstein Files, is NOT going away.

a painting of two bats

🎨 Katsushika Hokusai

I don’t know how to tell my daughter about America’s ongoing war crimes

Sad day to be a Raven’s fans ;(

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

I’m not saying you’re the dumbest person alive if you believe this, but you better hope the dumbest person don’t die

This administration is the biggest own goal maybe in this nation’s entire history

Its fucking raining…praise Allah

Lindy needs to take a deal!!! We had to get a game changing edge, no rush killed our whole season. Game plan just didn’t work

I hate giving up first round pucks, that puck could be an aaesome player, could even be a Maxx Crosby

The urge to Ravens skeet is almost overwhelming

America, Land of the Fucktards

Vince McMahon reaction meme Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel

oh baby

This is too clever for Bsky please delet

Bad motherfucker alert!

Hell yea. One of those bands that just is impossible to overrate. Classic albums all over their catalogue, but my favorite is Stained Class.

Man those cops in Austin who shot that dude rampaging through 6th street…well done fellas. Legit saved lives. You can see on the body cams them literally sprinting towards the sound of gunfire. Gotta give them respect for that.

All it took were an abundance of delicious berries 🥹

thats how this one came to be, I can only assume

Maybe if you paint the words “off-road farming mini truck” on your current vehicle, it will fool the simulation and become one

Houston, Texas is what happens when you give a car dealership the budget of the US military and no government oversight

I just saw an off-road farming mini truck that had the words “off-road farming, mini truck” printed on it

Our drummer finally got fitted for flat filter concert plugs, and I can’t wait for him to hear our band