must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
eating my once-a-month egg mcmuffin and once again convinced that this is on the mount rushmore of breakfast sandwiches
You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
It all feels like a family with a genuinely abusive family member choosing to just carry on with the holiday traditions, hoping to create normalcy through sheer will and denial.
Girl same
no one has ever lost a rap battle more than this. this is the most you can lose it
It's like KRS-One always said: the 5th Element of Hip-Hop is suing your record label for defamation to feebly attempt to convince the world that your career isn't over after you dared to battle the best rapper on earth and lost in the most humiliating way conceivable.
this is incredible stuff. most state DOTs would spend tens of billions on highway expansions to try and see numbers like this (that wouldn’t even pan out anyway thanks to induced demand lol)
I mean this is fantasy, it’s two steps away from “when I grow up I’m gonna be king,” but in a specific, somewhat kink driven, pick me direction
JUST ONE MUSICAL TRENT
We don’t talk enough about how straight up creepy Elon is to women. Like, if you saw him in a bar you’d reflexively put your hand over your drink.
Welp that bill failed so maybe we can get the pediatric cancer funding back? Would be nice, imho.
Lot of woke renaming are kinda awkward like Latinx, but I think replacing “prostitute” with “sex worker” is a good one and I’m glad it stuck. It works because it’s straightforward and not euphemistic, while still being less pejorative than the older term.
REM can’t play the Sphere bc they can’t sing that’s me in the corner. there are none.
it is possible that I am in fact wildly out of touch with popular opinion on the left but i continue to believe that murder is bad
Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
Closer’s been there since we tore down Saddam’s statue.
i would also pardon my son in the face of a campaign of indiscriminate revenge carried out with the acquiescence of reactionary federal courts
However you feel your 2024 went, nobody took a bigger L than Drake 😭
Really excited to listen to the new Kendrick album.
I’m waiting until I have the space and attention to listen to it all the way through uninterrupted, and give it the respect it deserves. Hopefully tomorrow
did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .
Hope you had a great time!
