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@almostclutch

American obsessed with Australian soccer. Spokane Zephyr Supporter. Melbourne Victory Women Supporter. Creator of low-effort memes.

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Manny

07.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Japan might be good

07.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

soccer is dumb
anyway, japan time

07.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

smoking is BAD

07.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I stepped outside to smoke and fucking 3 goals got scored what in the hell

07.03.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LFG

07.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Merry Big Blue to you too

07.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a follower of like a dozen sports, I do not accept this as an answer.

But yall do have at least two different major rugby leagues so who knows πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

07.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re surprised people with poor taste decide to holiday in Las Vegas?

07.03.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If she wasn’t actively with another man I would have asked for more details πŸ˜‚

I didn’t even wanna ask who he played for, she started by just saying he β€œwas in the a-league” and then followed herself up with the team.

07.03.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ya know, when you put it like that…

07.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also I’m like 0-200 asking aussies if they watch A-League.

Yall fucking HATE soccer lmao.

07.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

crosses being so good they become goals, SO hot right now.

07.03.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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at least our one goal was very cool ❀️

07.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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fucking YIKES

07.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing makes me happier than getting home from work, going onto youtube and seeing like 20+ live games across the NPL.

Life does feel a little more complete.

07.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a white dress is talking to someone and they ask you how you are and you just have to say you 're fine ALT: a woman in a white dress is talking to someone and they ask you how you are and you just have to say you 're fine
07.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fucking hell.

07.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s literally the most evil looking human on the entire planet. The exact typecast of a β€œgeneric super villain” through and through. Dudes desktop background is probably an AI image of him himself standing on a pile of dead democrats.

07.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just met a lady who said her ex husband used to play for Adelaide United and the guy she was with said β€œI didn’t know that” and I had to say β€œIt’s ok they are terrible anyway” just to make buddy feel better.

07.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

We have a photo of The Police up near the bathroom.

β€œThat’s NOT Sting. Thats a whole band how can it be Sting?”

07.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Raso confirmed out of #Matildas game tomorrow due to concussion protocols

07.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, not only does it make perfect sense, I’d be worried if she was playing. Two point blank shots to the head is brutal.

07.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Neither does popcorn πŸ˜‰

07.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Attempting to trade popcorn for a nose piercing wish me luck

07.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This feels like bullying

07.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Hereby requesting we adopt β€œhours from this post” as universal standard. Time zones are hard.

06.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0