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Airline pilot. MSc in palaeoclimatology. Former delivery driver, theatre technician & air traffic controller. Enjoys walking dogs, cremating stuff on the BBQ and schooling right wing idiots on social media.

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Is that how you spell it?

I thought Trump started a group called "Bored of Peace".

07.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Armando Ianucci is an absolute genius. Fucking love his stuff.
One of the most underrated sketches in comedy history is his sketch where Hale & Pace run a shoe shop in Peterborough.

07.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking forward to plugging in my earbuds in a moment and tuning in, Natasha!

07.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've barely moved on from their 1776 bit of paper about how to run a country, so I can believe that American cars still make that noise.

07.03.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I disagree. But donations need to be capped for all political parties. And the penalty for exceeding the cap? All and every MP elected needs to be ejected from the House.

05.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hungary, probably.
Watch as Viktor Orban becomes the Trojan Horse.

05.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Personally I would have used Access to create a database of all my imaginary achievements, but there you go.

05.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait to see what the brain dead fools who hang on #farageriots every word have to say about this on The Other Place.

05.03.2026 09:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because, at the moment, elec prices are set by OFGEM based on the most expensive method of generating it. And, if you listen to industry, the biggest obstacle getting in the way of economic growth is the cost of energy.

04.03.2026 10:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't it good that our economy is tied to the cost of electricity, which is in turn tied to the cost of natural gas?

The best thing she could do is disband OFGEM and break the link between natural gas & electricity prices.

The government should set electricity prices based on what's affordable.

04.03.2026 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oil up to $85 a barrel. The Venezuelans are going to be happy about that! Right?
.... Right?

03.03.2026 13:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I can beat that. When I got promoted from First Officer to Captain I got a fairly decent pay rise.
All my wife needed to do was go on to PPJN.com to see what it was, but she didn't.
I've got a massive backlog of Lego sitting atop the wardrobe. Just ordered the Frigate Fortuna too.

02.03.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ministry of Petroleum (Iran) - Wikipedia

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That explains it then.

02.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brilliantly put Natasha. I'm really wrestling with my own conscience in that the Iranian regime was quite clearly a threat to regional stability, and the very same can be said for the aggressors.
What I do know is that Putin is looking on with glee.

02.03.2026 09:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasn't this one posted 2 years ago?
I only know because I insist on using prime numbers for a lot of stuff.

01.03.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dog helped himself to a large sausage roll from the shopping bag the other day. I caught him sneaking away to a far corner of the house with this thing hanging out of his mouth, looking pleased as Punch. I laughed so much that I actually didn't mind he'd nicked that day's lunch.

01.03.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, it looks like your mid-terms are going to get cancelled.
Good thing the US has a "well regulated militia" to rise up against a tyrannical government, should the need arise.

01.03.2026 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You presume correctly!

28.02.2026 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tories losing their deposit ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿค˜

27.02.2026 09:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse me, they've not just alienated the true left wing voters.
They've alienated Centrist Dads like me.

27.02.2026 09:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 58 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got 10,000h and I still don't know how to reverse a plane.

25.02.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is brilliant. The added bonus is that her YouTube feed no doubt contains a mixture of GRWMs & GWRs.

25.02.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought it was ANPR and there were no barriers that open and close?!

23.02.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want my Christian heritage restored. Religion has provided nothing but strife for about 2000 years.

23.02.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At my school, someone once wrote in the snow on the playing field in front of the main school building, "SKEENS IS A WANKER". In full view of his classroom.
Turned out to be true, as a few years later all his computer equipment was seized and he was "helping police with their enquiries".

22.02.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can imagine that's not a nice thing to choke on.

22.02.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then they redesigned them to remain on the can. Not only did this reduce litter, but it also required the shape of the can opening to be changed and it became less less likely to cut your top lip. They were easier to drink from and remained 100% recyclable.

22.02.2026 07:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was reading this while out walking the dog. Checked where the little guy is and saw this on the ground nearby.

22.02.2026 07:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've suffered from shin splints as a result of running, and this started when I was about 14 and forced to do cross country running at school. Our rowing coach said it was good for us. Fuck that.
Went and sat on the ergo and hammered out 10k instead of running. Far better.

21.02.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It wasn't a crime, it was a spectacularly bad decision.
The crime was when Nigel Lawson stole the entire National Insurance fund, turning the UK state pension into what is basically a Ponzi scheme.

20.02.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0