I know it feels like the day-to-day intensity of the ICE occupation in Minnesota has calmed down, but there are so many lagging problems that need solving, right as people’s attention goes elsewhere. Financial assistance, like help with rent, and legal help for the detained. These horrors persist.
BREAKING: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources.
Compensation:
- I will tuck you in
- Yes I’ll read you your favorite story one more time
- Okay fine I’ll get you a glass of water
- Five minutes until lights out
meanwhile you know what's ALWAYS fucking entitled to make noise? CARS and PLANES and INDUSTRY! Not people!!!!
it's not your right to quiet the world. you as a human being are obligated to be in the world with other people even if that sucks shit sometimes. my neighbors listen to loud music and sometimes it's annoying but i also feel safe knowing my neighbors are okay and that if i need them they're there
Dexerto @Dexerto A woman has been arrested after breaking into a home to eat cereal and pet the homeowner's dog Police say Teara Joann Smith was caught in the kitchen eating Fruity Pebbles
Trying to get this high
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Unopened can of beer on sidewalk
If anyone wants a full can of Rainier it’s at the corner of 26th Ave NE and NE 55th St.
How to win in November
one of the neat things about submitting to the fancier lit mags is that by the time they send you a rejection all the cells in your body have been replaced with newer cells, they're not rejecting you but as past version of yourself, how quaint
bro no capitalism but i have a business opportunity if you want in
Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
There's a lot of dark and awful and miserable shit in this world, but every time a trans person finds their self and admits they are allowed to want and have it, it does become an ever so slightly better, brighter, and more vibrant place.
Riddle me this terfs if I'm not a woman why am I listening to men tell me my jokes back to me but less funny!!!!
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
(looking out the window at fascists goose-stepping down my block) hmm not sure which subscription to cancel over this one
it was way better for everyone when we didn’t know what anyone thought about anything
John Schneider was mid jestergooning when a group of iOL came and spiked his Cortisol levels
Is Ignoring the iOL while munting and mogging
RBs more useful then SPARQ chadfishing at the Senior Bowl?
Here is another mutual aid org that is suffering from x shadow banning of their account. Abu Hurrah Network delivers life-saving aid directly to people in Gaza and Sudan. Please show them some solidarity by donating and by sharing their chuffed: chuffed.org/project/1268...
Picking up your phone is like walking into a room and forgetting why you went in there, but you stand in that room for an hour.
Cam Little trying to kick 80-yard FGs. Linemen in a rib eating contest. Sean McVay identifying the makes and models of various vintage cars. AJ Brown reading from the collected works of Wallace Stevens. Quinn Meinerz performing his own version of Marina Abramovic’s The Artist Is Present
ok instead of writing a poem I ate buttered bread and feel immensely better, why didn't they teach this in my MFA
preach, big dog
Screenshot "I was at the ICE Tukwila office today and saw three full double decker truck loads of unmarked SUVs being unloaded and parked inside of the ICE facility. that's around 24 vehicles. One can safely assume that more vehicles = more agents = more enforcement coming our way."
I received a report today from a community member who spotted approximately 24 new unmarked SUVs. outside the ICE facility in Tukwila, WA, just south of Seattle.
It’s hard to say for certain what this means, but it could indicate a greater deployment of personnel in the region in the near future.
someone being patient with you, even when you don't "deserve" it or don't think you do, is so sweet. someone taking care, real care with their words, including during conflict, is the most romantic thing.
lyric poets I want to be like: your mouth is a country / its flag / pomegranate meat / its anthem / your tongue's smolder
me, stupid narrative poet: Here are some facts about bread. Gosh I miss my bicycle.
The masculine urge to hire Ryan Grubb after two of the nastiest pints of IPA the PNW has on offer
Yeah so this next lego set I’m getting.. over 4,000 pieces
Fucking adorable
a lot of people are bad at joy or like, having fun for a moment, i guess
You don't show up to your official NFL Photo Shoot looking like the nerdy-but-secretly-hot neighbor on a 90s teen sitcom if you aren't about to win Super Bowl MVP
