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@dairymannz

Rainfall is measured in mm, not ml! Some posts are pure BS. Dairy farmer, Ashburton, NZ.

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Diesel is so expensive this person has converted their DMax to electric

13.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fat is flavour!

08.03.2026 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prime just means 10% to 15% fat content. Premium is generally 5% to 10% fat. Standard is up to 20%

08.03.2026 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's wrong with my current shoes!?

06.03.2026 06:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only the American stuff

06.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ka- ching

06.03.2026 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Of course she got caught, her bag was overweight

05.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a really silly statement, but there it stands

05.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty sure they didn't put on a special ship for the butter

05.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have a local paknsave

05.03.2026 09:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, that's not a fact. Australia occasionally has NZ butter cheaper but that's the extent of it. Happy for you to prove me wrong with examples of NZ butter cheaper in other countries though

05.03.2026 09:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The free market is marketing freely

US butter in NZ

05.03.2026 08:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Your built-in navigation is shit anyway, Ford. You'd have to pay me to use it

01.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is why nobody uses copilot. Hell, I've never used copilot and it's still fucking annoying

25.02.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was excited for the upcoming lunar eclipse until I learned how late it was going to be

23.02.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only in 1kg packs, sorry

16.02.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We all celebrate in our own way

15.02.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Woolworths had it on special just for this

15.02.2026 06:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy National Lamb Day to all those who celebrate

15.02.2026 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Behold the Eltham Omelette! 30g each of the Elthan Cheese Bar's finest parmesan, gouda, havarti, smoked havarti, mozzarella and aged cheddar

14.02.2026 06:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ain't that America, home of the free ๐ŸŽถ

13.02.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or just get 6 kilos of cheese...

12.02.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well worth 60 seconds of your time! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

12.02.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 173 ๐Ÿ” 64 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Pretty sure it's a flat rate. $25

12.02.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Two day delivery from Taranaki to Ashburton and the cheese was still cold!

12.02.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely. Don't leave your car unattended

12.02.2026 07:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Which one is Bad Bunny?

09.02.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They moved to Timaru

05.02.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have so many fans what even is the point!

04.02.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thank God, I thought butter was getting too cheap

03.02.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0