Bob Clendenin

Checks and balances and the free press have completely failed us. Now we’re just looking to brainworms and cholesterol to save us.

Just staggering

Hi Anna

You’re the best

Frankly I find it a little hard to believe that the woman who dated Russell Brand is a pretentious and insufferable ding dong.

As if it isn’t abundantly clear, the greatest threat to the MAGA movement is education.

When the grownups return to power and this demented traitor rapist is either in prison or six feet under, will we be able to claw back the billions he looted from the taxpayers?

I still can’t figure out why one of his first moves was to completely gut the SEC. 🤔

I wish I had a pic, she was fierce as fu*k.

MAGA is saying that SignalGate is as much of a hoax as Russia Russia Russia and they have no idea how right they are.

How many Fox News appearances would Pam Bondi need to cancel in order to find the time to release the Epstein files?

One of the more obscure Shakespeare tragedies - Titus Andronicus. I’m the very disturbed emperor Saturninus. It was a wild show.

As long as Elon isn’t giving voters bottled water I don’t really see the problem.

In honor of #WorldTheatreDay (and to trigger some alpha douche maga chucklefucks)

One thing is certain. On any given subject, Trump either knows “more than anyone” or “nothing at all”.

I had no idea how prevalent sexual assault was until trump started staffing his administration.

What exactly is the “fix” for all the tinny panels you hot glued onto your shitty truck? Cyber tape?

Here’s the Indictment Count for all the fraud Elon and DOGE have found:

0

@maddow.msnbc.com
Love everything you do, but tell your graphics team to make the bar graphs visually represent the poll results.

I’ve never been so excited to have someone use the Tesla self-driving feature.

The only good thing about the trump/musk tesla sale infomercial is that there’s a 95% chance trump stiffed him for the car.

After that Tesla infomercial fuckery at the White House, we need to turn the heat up to 11.

Prediction: within the next 5 years, Elon Musk will be pleading the 5th.

Trump was right about everything

If you dap Andrew Tate you need to be cancelled forever.

The trump library should have one small, empty, blank walled room labeled “Things trump Was Right About”.

When/If the Dems ever regain control I hope we are petty as fuck. Go absolutely scorched earth on anything and everything with the trump-maga stench anywhere near it.

Just imagine if we were giving billions of dollars to George Soros and his rockets kept exploding…

The good thing about the redactions Pam Bondi makes to the Epstein files is it will give us an exact head count of the republicans implicated.

Let’s agree to only subsidize SpaceX flights that Elon goes on.