Craig

Great news...

Yep. The world is so fucked.

"right of center groups attempt to buy the entirety of media"

The Shield of the Americas, The Board of Peace, logos in search of a product.

Oh, I thought she thought oral sex was that thing you almost got caught doing at the theatre.

I'd prefer bets on which of those evil fucks dies first when the cover errors in a violent conflagration because of their heinous atrocities.

I haven't had my coffee yet.

I should not be waking up to this level of bigotry, fuckery, and shitty punditry.

hi
here’s my op ed - ☮️
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/o...

Headline is evergreen.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Pete Hegseth makes me long for a dignified sloppy drunk like John Boehner.

I have to admit that Nazi ideology today is quite a complex and diverse group of competing ideas. Maybe it's because everyone who wants to be a Nazi these days is a fucking moronic loser?

Chaste Ventura!!!! hahah!

Well at least Operation Petticoat Junction or whatever Hegseth is calling his torpedo boats didn't accidentally mistake this amazing creature for an Iranian submarine and blow it up!

Imagine getting your film reviews from these assholes? lol

Gimme a fucking break, clowns.

Your guy used to write for the Washington Free Beacon ffs.

Someone called Andrew Tate "Lawrence of Dry-Labia" and I think that's pretty wonderful.

This is pretty good. I will never trust leaders who are more worried about God than their duty to the country, but this is a good thing.

Waiting for the administration to say the spike in gas prices isn't actually a big deal because so many Americans are losing their jobs and won't have to drive to work anymore.

We’re 7 days into something that looks like a war, feels like a war, costs like a war, has the same economic effects of a war, but we’re not supposed to call it a war because it would require the President to follow that annoying thing called the United States Constitution.

Oh Christ. They're gonna try and jump into Tehran aren't they because Hegseth, who wasn't even airborne, thinks that's what "warfighters" do! After all, think of the medals!

They CANNOT be that fucking stupid can they?

Not for lack of trying!

So since we're at MIGA now with Iran, I hate to inform Pedolf Shitler that MCBA doesn't really work. It's like we're ordering something half-cooked at McDonald's.

"Yeah, I'll have the ah... MCBA--" (Has a stroke and dies)

What

I agree... I mean you can still see all their horrible takes for free.

A mattress tagged with “The only thing worse than AI are the people that are using it”

“Let’s harvest a few Billionaires and watch the rest fall in line, real fast…”

Mattress speech. Very much a neighborhood phenomenon.

correct.

I love O'brien for this. I think he would've fucking killed Mullin too. There was nothing but contempt in those eyes, and when someone deadeye stares at a guy who is peacocking like that assclown Mullin and says "I would LOVE to do it right now." he will FUCK him up.

Oh, when you said Ketamine, Prostitution, and Money I thought we were talking about Elon Musk. But Epstein will work as well I suppose...

Half of Americans now say 'Abolish ICE.' It's about time. | Opinion For the first time ever in YouGov polling, 50% of Americans now strongly or somewhat support abolishing U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Abolish ICE is ascendant. It’s not only a strong message, but a moral imperative. Keep pushing. And shame anyone who supports what this administration is doing. Cruelty doesn’t get to win.

My column:

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...