Benjamin

Did ya catch the viral shit going around? It's fucking brutal.

Oh man if we brought in Wilfried, I would be so excited.

Lol..get fucked Phil. You're a joke of a manager.

The radio team was trying to polish a turd. Ridiculous

Promoted. He owns the team now

They just need mentality.

Fire Phil. Tonight. There's no other option.

Kelsy wasn't the problem tonight. Great sub by Phillip.

How do you leave Blackmon unmarked on the back post though?

I always laugh when we do dodgy keeper for keepers who completely outclass ours.

Mookie could be just as dangerous on the wing as Antony.

Exciting!

Quick, get Mookie a contract.

Who could've forseen that we'd struggle to link up with this midfield

Since when is East Vista off limits if you don't have a ticket? I can't go get a slice of pizza?

@timbers.com this light show shit is garbage

My new favorite Internet past time is making fun of the losers in the tipping subs complaining about 3% healthcare surcharges.

The right one seems like a reasonable size. My problem with Chipotle is that the one on the right probably has 1 oz of meat in it

Vibrance and contrast to the max bro.

@nopityoriginals.com make it happen

Right? I happen to do this professionally, and it's painful to see.

Oh man. This Timbers email is littered with typos, grammar issues, and placeholder values. Who is proofing these emails?

Also, so glad we got rid of Crepeau.

Ridiculous second yellow. First one wasn't even a yellow. Elfath is a joke. MLS is a joke.

Thanks.

Nor tonight. Is he injured?

I'd eat it.

Y'all where is Mosquera? Was there an injury I didn't hear about? I can't find anything.

Mora, the only bright spot, gets subbed off. Aight.

No subs from Phil so far is ridiculous. Several guys out there just not good enough.