Itβs time
Itβs time
Anybody: You canβt judge a book by its cover
Me, wiping away snot with my sleeve: My mate Steve says you can
Anybody: Whoβs Steve?
Me: My mate. Steve Spielberg
Hahaha I would trade this universe for that one in a minute.
You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you? (Smuggling beef, apparently.)
Frankly, the cast saved it by not recognizing how hard they needed to go. They all seemed to think they were doing Trek, which let a lot of viewers just vibe past the actual character narratives.
Great Wolf Lodge debuts Ranch Milkshake topped with carrots, celery and chicken nuggets
Wisconsin stop being weird youβre making us look bad
Are they gonna put Markwayne's big dumb face in the airport?
My only comment is that, much like mooting the underlying facts to dispose of court cases, getting rid of Noem hits the reset button on everything DHS has done to date. No one is going to hold Markwayne accountable for Kristi's fuck plane.
Excited for these confirmation hearings
lol the bluesky android webview doesn't respond to physical mouse clicks. Amazing. I didn't know you could do that. I had to push all these buttons with my juicy fingers.
RELUCTANTLY CROUCHED AT THE STARTING LINE
guy walks in with a banana and says itβs evidence and then like what the fuck do you do with an evidence banana, you know?
If this is about Talarico you should give this a watch. Or maybe a read at 3x. He's very good on the subject.
SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK
Appreciate the clarity
You say to yourself "Oh, look at that little alcove on the map, surely I will find something there." and from the sky Kojima whispers "lmao, no, just rocks"
Well I suppose I'll bump defunding the SEALs a little higher up, as priorities go. GFY Senator Sheehy, you should resign in embarrassment.
OMG
Imagine rolling out of bed on a Tuesday to go vote for Ken Paxton.
Good to have a typo in your dumbass post. That's smart
Tu no gustar Miguel Blumberg?
Dog walking treat tonight
This is fantastic news
Miss me with this two good candidates shit. Two good politicians, two people I'd have been happy to see win, sure. But one of them rab an inexplicably garbage campaign with wrecker tactics and I'll be shocked if the wrecker tactics stop just because the primary is over.
It's important to understand that the chaos was built in at the outset by declining to agree to hold primaries in the now-usual way. This is just fallout.
I do this and I don't fucking care, I'm getting tattoos of three F-15s on my fucking chest the next day.
Jfc that's like 4 Ukraines
I wasn't convinced Claude could really replace me until I watched it trigger fail2ban while configuring fail2ban and lock itself out, just like I would have. π«‘