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@kenlaws

(he/him) Born on the small, backwater world known as "Earth," Ken fights a never-ending battle against the forces of evil.

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I’m starting to think that working a bunch of people insane hours for little money and being one of the top five assholes in the world might not lead to quality spacecraft.

28.05.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.04.2025 13:28 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Solitary.

23.04.2025 12:29 πŸ‘ 347 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Brief Explanation of my License Plate | Klog Bear with me...

@mikemcmahan.bsky.social
I got a license plate whose meaning is so obscure I wrote a web page about it.
www.kenlaws.com/posts/a-brie...

21.04.2025 21:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

40% tariff on Wakonda. It’s the only source of Vibranium in the world so the Hulk won’t be able to make a lightsaber and then the Daleks will destroy Pandora or whatever the fuck.

04.04.2025 20:28 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Tesla commercial
#FoxtrotDeltaTango

19.03.2025 00:12 πŸ‘ 1604 πŸ” 575 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 80
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QUESTION EVERYTHING

20.03.2025 01:18 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Star Trek: Lower Decks | Dr. T'Ana's Funniest Moments | Paramount+
Star Trek: Lower Decks | Dr. T'Ana's Funniest Moments | Paramount+ YouTube video by Paramount Plus

Let’s enjoy some Dr. T’ana, including the box scene, and the fact that her species used to eat Betazoids… www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wsf...

18.03.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They weren’t a very cunning lingus.

18.03.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mass. PR firm recommends clients scale back or phase out use of X/Twitter - The Boston Globe John Guilfoil Public Relations ran a national survey and found the social media site isn't getting anywhere near the engagement levels it once did.

"It has nothing to do with the controversies surrounding owner Elon Musk and his chaotic attempts to dismantle much of the federal government. Instead, the site simply isn’t getting anywhere near the engagement levels it once did..."
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/03/17/b...

17.03.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 2063 πŸ” 461 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 48
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

08.03.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 41973 πŸ” 8986 πŸ’¬ 560 πŸ“Œ 426
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Approved

13.03.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The co-president says speaking against Putin’s interests is akin to treason.

So I guess that’s where we are now.

10.03.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 10746 πŸ” 2701 πŸ’¬ 524 πŸ“Œ 217
poster on a utility pole with a gray silhouette of a threatening figure, arms raised wearing a maga cap with a shadow of a similar figure wearing a nazi helmet behind them and the words

WE BEAT 'EM BEFORE …

WE’LL BEAT 'EM AGAIN!

poster on a utility pole with a gray silhouette of a threatening figure, arms raised wearing a maga cap with a shadow of a similar figure wearing a nazi helmet behind them and the words WE BEAT 'EM BEFORE … WE’LL BEAT 'EM AGAIN!

seen in newark, new jersey

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23.02.2025 18:21 πŸ‘ 11722 πŸ” 2577 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 89

Serving suggestion...

09.03.2025 16:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Ash/Wednesday!

05.03.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

04.03.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 19272 πŸ” 2521 πŸ’¬ 519 πŸ“Œ 249

One of the biggest cryptocurrency exchanges in the world just lost $1.4 billion (with a B) to a hack.

This is 5x as much as the previous largest exchange hack in history.

21.02.2025 17:13 πŸ‘ 1404 πŸ” 384 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 70

I loved those books: Conan the Berberine!

20.02.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Before you get mad at Trump for saying Ukraine started the war, take a second to consider some geopolitical questions.

-Why did Ukraine put all that provocative mineral-rich land right on Russia's border?

-Did Zelensky send Putin mixed signals?

-What was Ukraine wearing when the invasion began?

19.02.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
Panel 1: 
"I make art for a living."
Drawing character art on a tablet 

Panel 2:
"It feels... Questionable right now." 
Drawing interrupted by a news alert

Panel 3: 
"So much horror and pain all around us... And it feels like it's getting worse every day." 
Cait staring at her tablet while news alerts ping loudly

Panel 1: "I make art for a living." Drawing character art on a tablet Panel 2: "It feels... Questionable right now." Drawing interrupted by a news alert Panel 3: "So much horror and pain all around us... And it feels like it's getting worse every day." Cait staring at her tablet while news alerts ping loudly

Panel 1: 
"What the hell am I doing." 
Cait takes off her glasses and rubs her eyes, the news alerts are louder and more frightening 

Panel 2: 
"I'm drawing pretty pictures while the world is on fire. While families are torn apart. While war and genocide become daily news. While my country is held hostage by bigots who want me and the people I love to die." 
Cait holds her head in her hands, overwhelmed by pinging alerts

Panel 1: "What the hell am I doing." Cait takes off her glasses and rubs her eyes, the news alerts are louder and more frightening Panel 2: "I'm drawing pretty pictures while the world is on fire. While families are torn apart. While war and genocide become daily news. While my country is held hostage by bigots who want me and the people I love to die." Cait holds her head in her hands, overwhelmed by pinging alerts

Panel 1: 
"But I can't think that way. ...not every day, at least..."
Cait balls her fists, grimacing with tears on her face 

Panel 2:
"I love what I do. And I work in entertainment - providing beauty and escapism for my audience." 
She puts her glasses back on and picks up her tablet pen, sniffling

Panel 1: "But I can't think that way. ...not every day, at least..." Cait balls her fists, grimacing with tears on her face Panel 2: "I love what I do. And I work in entertainment - providing beauty and escapism for my audience." She puts her glasses back on and picks up her tablet pen, sniffling

Panel 1: 
"We need art in turbulent times. People need escape from the horrors. And if I can provide that - then I'm being helpful." 
Cait starts drawing, but the pinging alerts are on the rise again. 

Panel 2: 
"I'm being helpful. I'm being helpful... I'm being helpful... I'm helpful... Helpful..." 
She draws, trembling, as the alerts swell around her.

Panel 1: "We need art in turbulent times. People need escape from the horrors. And if I can provide that - then I'm being helpful." Cait starts drawing, but the pinging alerts are on the rise again. Panel 2: "I'm being helpful. I'm being helpful... I'm being helpful... I'm helpful... Helpful..." She draws, trembling, as the alerts swell around her.

Feeling... rough. Lately.

18.02.2025 07:06 πŸ‘ 11006 πŸ” 3612 πŸ’¬ 301 πŸ“Œ 169
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As long as she needs me to open the cans, I should be okay. Should be.

13.02.2025 20:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.02.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

It hasn't even been a month.
Not even one month.
I'm so exhausted.

12.02.2025 21:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says β€œyou’re not the president you need to go away” β€” do y’all hear it too?

12.02.2025 14:52 πŸ‘ 27571 πŸ” 8136 πŸ’¬ 3469 πŸ“Œ 2198
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Yeah, we know we're cool...

11.02.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since the Star Wars benefit screening story has gotten so many shares, here's one of my other fun movie memories, also, coincidentally, involving singing.

In 1996, Warner Bros. did a sneak preview of MARS ATTACKS! in Knoxville on Thanksgiving weekend, weeks before the film opened.
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26.11.2024 14:16 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7

What are the scariest words in the English language?

"Did you hear the latest?"

07.02.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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