They’re calling it the ohtani of animated sitcoms
08.03.2026 04:21
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They’re calling it the ohtani of animated sitcoms
A list (with pictures!) of the instruments allowed and not allowed at the World Baseball Classic. God bless béisbol
PSA: f you are headed to the World Baseball Classic you can bring your bongos, but you've got to leave your vuvuzela at home:
This really isn’t to imply I had a bad day but one of today’s highlights was when I had to clean up some dog pee. I guess I’m saying if you’re cute and furry you can pee places and times others can’t
Albert Pujols in manager glasses
Nothing has hammered home that I’m in my mid-to-late 30s quite like seeing Manager Glasses Albert Pujols.
Kennesaw State Baseball @KSUOwlsBaseball This is where it landed, btw. #BeDifferent | #HootyHoo WAFFLE HOUSE
Kennesaw State hit a home run to Waffle House.
I slept funny so I’m headed to LA for some imaging and I am expected to begin the season in the IL
The plant is located in HD 32, which was uncontested since 2020, but now has 🔵 rebeccaforgeorgiastatehouse.com running.
And in SD 50, where 🔵 davecooperga.com has declared their candidacy.
Both very red districts, but a flailing local economy can sometimes reset political expectations.
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 6
Friday night reminder everybody: don’t give any money to muchacho or ladybird or pop up bagels or rathbuns or new realm or ya know. Just stop.
It just started pouring along the Atlanta BeltLine Eastside trail.
If only there was a rail transit option so folks with bikes, strollers, wheelchairs, and pets don't get drenched...
*puts hand to earpiece* the Mayor just annulled a citywide referendum, possibly in favor of autonomous cars? Damn.
I wanna go back in time and perform pulling mussels (from the shell) at my junior high talent show
Today was candidate qualifying day in Georgia, and the slate of candidates is...expansive.
🚀 NEW: Here's our dashboard (for State + Federal) of all the candidates and races, along with partisan lean ratings for each district:
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County/Local contests TBD!
Markwayne for my real friends
Realwayne for my mark friends
She did nothing wrong
How tf is that mfer still alive?
CeeLo Green talks about how riding MARTA as a kid inspired the new Gnarls Barkley single "Pictures": "I would just ride the train to the furthest stop then turn around and come back. I maybe had to do it two or three times. I’d sit and talk to myself, imaginary friends." www.ajc.com/arts-enterta...
The last photo of third-grader Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, waving to his mom before he left for school. He was killed shortly after in the U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab.
If you are on threads I assume you are a very bad, very perverted person
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.
🔗: peoplem.ag/3N7f1l5
Asked if Americans should worry about Iran retaliating against Americans on U.S. soil, President Donald Trump responded, “I guess.”
📷: Aaron Schwartz/Getty
Fuck Joe Rogan and anyone who defends him
A still from the Beetlejuice NES game with him saying "smmmmmmmooooooookinnn"
Thinking about Kristi noem’s husband right now lmao
Ugh there are much more interesting songs on elephant. You should *explodes*
INBOX: Billionaire James Fishback, a Republican candidate for Florida Governor, announces that he has been banned from visiting any Florida Waffle House location.
I have never seen anyone being threatened by any Waffle House for criminal trespassing.
Tumbleweed Connection is so so so good
Alternative headline:
"Real Housewife of Atlanta who has been embroiled in multiple federal wage theft lawsuits and conspired with an election denier to provide Elon Musk a $10 million data center tax break in the heart of a historic Black Atlanta neighborhood files bankruptcy"