JEHOVA’S THICCNESS

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It’s so weird going from baby sitting my phone, waiting for him text me to

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5 MINUTES UNTIL RE9

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I’m trying to finish Gachiakuta and there is a squirrel outside my window fucking chowing down on something and my ADHD addled brain keeps honing in on the damn sound

It’s been two episodes….

There’s three burly buff dudes on TikTok that I thirst followed and they all followed me back and I have no idea how to navigate this

No I didn’t have to see this…but thanks I guess?

No I didn’t have to see this…but thanks I guess?

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I’m still mad they took the Wayans Brothers off of Max

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I was feeling bad yesterday because I didn’t have a valentine this year and then that one video hit my feed on TikTok and I think I’m good

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Sometimes and for no reason, my brain goes back to that episode of Regular Show where the dude got knocked of the sleep cycle and they said he died

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My valentines plans is to hop into every marvel rivals game and instalock gambit so couples can’t use those damn wedding skins

Not far enough

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The fact that it’s been under 0 degrees outside and I can’t paint any of my art because if it is really fucking with me

Whatchu doing out here with all that booty

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Elon Musk ending up being the weird kid who Naruto runs through the hall of rich people is absolutely frying me right now

This that get in the car and yell a bunch of cuss words after you close the door weather

Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😌

That dry ass sip from the straw is devastating

The job market is bullshit.

Since everything in my life is going to hell anyway, I’m just going to do what I want to do, and start making and selling custom art while still looking for work, first print is done,

Gonna paint and sand it and see how it turns out, there may be more

You leave me and my super long can of pringles alone

Looks like no painting is getting done today either holy zombie Jesus

It’s time like these that make me wish I had someone I was attracted to to text on a regular basis…

We were the folks when they put us on shelter in place, that realized not a single thing about our lives were going to change

And it’s the same thing right now lol

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Oh boy, TikTok is acting weird, can’t save or like videos and it’s doing the 0 comments thing

In case you didn’t know, both seasons of frisky dingo are up on adult swim

We ain’t got no damn snow

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Oh man a he-man movie that’s awesome!!

…..what do you mean Jared Leto is Skeletor?

God damn English muffins fucking slap

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No spoilers about the Bone Temple, however I will say that it confirmed that Vinyl records are a viable thing to stock up on in an apocalypse