I also saw a gay couple and talked to the about it and I said “if I fought him would you back me up” and the one guy said “id clap for you” and that was the right answer
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I also saw a gay couple and talked to the about it and I said “if I fought him would you back me up” and the one guy said “id clap for you” and that was the right answer
Walked by a 20-something dude in Meijer wearing a maga hoodie and said “woof dude”
And he’s been standing in a corner hugging his gf for 90 seconds
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
I feel the same way. It feels like a buried code?
@scottaukerman.bsky.social
Rode a horse I hadn’t for the first time in months and didn’t realize Siri was eves-dropping. Deeply shameful.
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
and so soon after the tragic loss of Stop N Shop founder Stoppard Nathaniel Shop
I’m in a real tuna melt phase w seeded rye and add more caraway seeds to the tuna! Can’t get enough of these guys!
Seedless rye?
Chubby checker being alive is more shocking then when I found out Kissinger was still alive. Until recently.
My nephew’s buddy works in a movie theater and snagged a poster for us!
Wins 2025 hands down
Screenshot of Bluesky thread. Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Our oven has suddenly decided it's not going to get hotter than 315 degrees. Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com Can you fit a space heater inside? U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov What in the name of BEN FRANKLIN is going on here. Nov 28, 2025, 10:37 AM
OK, who narced?
Thing I learned today: even brown people call other brown people for tech assistance
Can my riding coach Linda win an Oscar for cinematography?
@jessethorn.bsky.social please thank whichever of your kids was obsessed with Logistics or whatever that Swedish movie was because I won trivia by getting the closest number of hours it was.
I’m doing my part to spread the word of @kenjilopezalt.bsky.social and his perfect Mac and cheese recipe I learned on @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social because the world sucks but this recipe is perfect and that’s worth celebrating.
Perhaps there were two sandwiches. The regular one and…
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the grassy roll
@mikeflanaganfilm.com Madeline's delivery of "the fucking Supreme Court" is hitting really hard today.
Also, you should win a pulitzer for "lempire" 🍋
It’s not that I’m happy the cubs lost, but it feels like I might be having a better night than LA as a whole right now.
Every year on my #BlyManor rewatch I wonder if @mikeflanaganfilm.com was trying to set a world record by fitting the word ‘parapet’ 83 times into a single episode.
Chicago
Maybe it’s because I haven’t watched baseball regularly since 2016 or because Chicago is under a fascist takeover, but the announcers’ jibber jabber feels especially inane tonight #Cubs
J Edgar Hoover inventing the male loneliness epidemic back in the 1930s
Let's say it again:
1) Harvard said "No," and Trump has backed off.
2) Chicago (and Illinois) said "No," and Trump has backed off.
It's day by day. But those who said "OK, sure," have gained nothing at all. Except shame.
It’s a white straight conservative Christian man and wow it’s fun to watch the backflips his fellow white straight conservative Christian men to still make it the left’s fault somehow.
“Perhaps he was electrocuted wokely”
A complete separation from reality.
You can write this only if, by virtue of your income, identity, or both, you are utterly removed from the consequences of politics. To pretend that the racist, misogynistic, anti-gay vileness that Kirk spent his life spreading is secondary to the fact that he spread it "the right way" is appalling.
Happy Oh Shit It’s A Long Weekend and We’re Out of Beer and Indiana has Blue Laws and Liquor Stores are Closed on Sundays Memorial Day to all who celebrate!
