lily

it’s like how birds imprint on their keepers

but if you only listen to bad music then i feel like this would still happen but it would be, like, “firework” by katy perry

not a dfw guy but i loved this AND i love all the gen x/elder millennial men in your mentions like "are you kidding me i've been panting for this since the day i was born"

Lady: Can you be fair and impartial in deciding this case? Frog: Yeeees. Actually follows conscience like a boss nullification time

made this meme to celebrate getting my first ever jury duty summons

this post brought to you by seeing a groundhog

every day is groundhog's day when you're a groundhog

please sniff them for me

it’s called “the rachel”

i took a nap and i had a dream that i posted on here “im on a new platform… that’s right, a new platform BED!” in my dream it went over great… let’s see

wow love the blurry pic i did great work here

please RT to help me find my nerd

beautiful hotel cat - this is magnolia

UNLESS one of your nerds wants to make my dream app that looks at all the supermarket circulars every week and tells me where diet coke is on sale

no i want the prestige of being on the anil dash list but not any of the nerds

ok… that’s fine… sometimes you need to find out who your real friends are when they choose andy richter over you

bridge of spies

geese peace

good morning from the stoop iris

i apologize but yes it is

i will accept blueskis as an alternate spelling, i am only rigid on the pronunciation

trans-inclusionary misogynists (TIMs)

another option: "blue boys" (gender neutral). will not be entertaining any vulgar suggestions. thanks in advance

i vote that we refer to our bluesky mutuals as "blueskies", pronounced to rhyme with brewskis. what say you all

also you might be running too fast on your run intervals. i run really fucking slow

yes! the runners world plan might just be escalating too fast. i used a couch to 5k app and its pace worked reasonably well for me. but if it doesn't work well for you you can just repeat weeks. i could run a 5k semi-easily from zero running after about 10ish weeks and i'm not naturally fit at all

it's ok and even desirable from a sick compulsion standpoint to withdraw the attention at times but you DO have to provide it at others

i don't get enough attention here yet how am i supposed to develop a sick and compulsive relationship with it without attention

i am desperate for scientists to discover the basis of this kind of thing... usually it seems to come from some sort of formative early experience but is there like, a critical imprinting period, like with birds

my handsome stoop iris

i meant i'm going to make him meatloaf obviously