I think it's um rather interesting how desperate people are to believe that America can't possibly be invading a country that its conservatives have talked about invading every single year for the past forty six years except if a nefarious foreign force bribed it to.
(your guess at egg in a cup was also i believe correct. they just moosh up the egg in a cup with butter)
aye fair can imagine that
i'm afraid "guggy egg" is the most repugnant combination of syllables in the english language
ME: I think Iβm gonna kill myself
MY AI THERAPIST: (no longer programmed to be sycophantic) Great idea!
Keep it light, eh, Yorkshire Live?
Wes Streeting to don an "adult human male" badge and Shabana Mahmood to appoint Tommy Robinson as Labour's immigration Tsar.
man as the oil price explodes it sure would look incredibly silly if you were a political party calling for tax cuts on oil companies right now
Unfortunately, βYo brother, legal team confirmed we canβt work with minors rnβ is an instant classic
A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads βMaybe it willβ¦β, the word βHappenβ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ββ¦Todayβ.
it is to be very goddamn clear especially evil to do the entire song and dance Shabana is doing in the context of us being very obviously on the eve of a new massive Middle Eastern refugee crisis
resident evil has just been so good since they learned the lessons from what made 6 so dodgy. and every game has been so different- 7 is pure horror, village a mix of camp horror and action, and 9, as you say, leon being an action hero and grace being terrorised. it's fantastic
oh absolutely, on both counts
100% the latter, loads of parties (including the snp) just have weird crank shit from conferences that got passed but nobody bothered going back to fix
saying it to a cat in the street when they get shirty with me
watched an episode of nirvanna the band the show the other day and i think it has one of the funniest lines ever written which is one of the characters admonishing the other for how they're acting in the street by saying "you know the way you speak at home?" and it has just hit me like a train
there are like 50 people in the country who want the UK to get involved in the Iran War, one of them is Kemi Badenoch, one of them is Nigel Farage, and the other 48 are newspaper columnists
A big part of why these people were ignored is that they were dismissed as "out of touch middle class" and that shut a lot of people up for a while because they kind of suspected it might be true.
Reid said she had taken the decision to temporarily stand down to avoid becoming a "distraction" for the government. She also said it was to protect her children from "intrusion". "This week has been the worst of my life. The shock of recent days has been difficult for me and my family," Reid said in a statement. "I am not under investigation by the police and no accusations have been against me. I have done nothing wrong. "I am voluntarily suspending myself from the whip and will not sit as a Labour MP until internal investigations are concluded. I will welcome and co-operate with any questions and worries the party may have."
I do genuinely wonder if Joani Reid might now have a scintilla, a shred, just the teensiest spark of sympathy for what Dr Beth Upton was put through, a monstering in the media so brutal she quit the NHS, as part of a campaign against trans people that Reid wholeheartedly supports.
It is very rude and unpleasant to delight in other people's misfortune but then again if you've set yourself up as easily the nastiest, most unpleasant Scottish MP, people (especially LGBT people...) are going to laugh at your misfortunes I'm afraid
a headline from the spectator showing matt goodwin's greetin' puss saying "did i ever really stand a chance?"
oh my God this is an all-time crash out this is so good
How it started / how it's going
Jeepers, Ursula, that's on the nose.
just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge
now we're talkin
is it good when we have to assure people that we can sustain a long war a week after it began
"change"
not if we beat man city, could be 5 clear by then... but given how the league is going in these last few months i wouldn't bet on anything going to plan
