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Mostly doing things with FromSoftware games, mainly the souls series, talk about modding and posting trivia. Likes and reposts are not limited to those topics. Tags: #DarkSouls #DarkSouls2 #SoulsTrivia

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Everything I do reminds me of you.

✦ #pokopia ✦

12.03.2026 15:49 👍 1700 🔁 603 💬 19 📌 4

Feels like a horror game, you walk around and suddenly a gigantic eyeball peaks around the corner.

12.03.2026 12:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A new version of my DS1 Enemy Randomizer for Dark Souls Remastered is out with more options and fixes. I realized I never posted the trailer and mashup I edited a year ago, so better late than never, here it is! Thanks to everyone who's played the mod and given feedback so far.

10.03.2026 17:15 👍 40 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
A broken, blue heart

A broken, blue heart

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.

I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

10.03.2026 16:58 👍 13633 🔁 3210 💬 403 📌 353
Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??"

Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to"

Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it.

Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??" Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to" Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it. Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

10.03.2026 17:41 👍 6763 🔁 965 💬 38 📌 5
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Save 100% on Deponia on Steam In Deponia, the world has degenerated into a vast garbage dump, in which the crotchety Rufus ekes out his sorry existence.

🆓 Deponia is free to keep on Steam https://store.steampowered.com/app/214340/?curator_clanid=4777282&utm_source=SteamDB

09.03.2026 17:23 👍 71 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 3
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probably my favorite illustration I did for Scholar's Codex, for the Elden Ring section @tuneandfairweather.bsky.social

"Marika bathed the village of her home in gold,
knowing full well that there was no one to heal."

5x7" ink on claybord

09.03.2026 17:36 👍 891 🔁 250 💬 11 📌 2
Cat Burger - Gator Days

Characters

Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you!

Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees.

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

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Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room.

Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy.

Panel 2

Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle.

Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service.

Panel 3

Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio.

Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week.

Panel 4

Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner.

Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days Characters Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you! Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Transcript Panel 1 Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room. Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy. Panel 2 Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle. Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service. Panel 3 Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio. Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week. Panel 4 Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner. Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days

09.03.2026 17:01 👍 2746 🔁 436 💬 33 📌 4
09.03.2026 19:09 👍 7102 🔁 2260 💬 15 📌 5

I guess I would rather take that than having seemingly randomly dying NPCs like in DS1.

08.03.2026 18:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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So majestic l

07.03.2026 18:10 👍 146 🔁 46 💬 2 📌 1

It could have been worse, like if you added new enemies to a map and therefore killed other NPCs.

08.03.2026 18:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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seamless randomizer highlights

07.03.2026 17:22 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
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but what if... i were to download shit from nexus and disguise it as my own modding

07.03.2026 17:38 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
How Dark Souls' Newest Discovery Was Found
How Dark Souls' Newest Discovery Was Found YouTube video by Regole

youtu.be/Hk0AZd-gdfk?...

07.03.2026 15:48 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

New Dark Souls discovery always sounds exciting.

Recurring discoveries keep @illusorywall.bsky.social well.

07.03.2026 15:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New video today about a new Dark Souls discovery 👀

07.03.2026 15:26 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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Lord Rydell's voice was used for the casting chant of the Channelers. You can reverse the sound and hear part of his "I must retrieve an article from my corpse" dialogue.

#DarkSouls #SoulsTrivia

20.10.2024 14:00 👍 143 🔁 35 💬 3 📌 1

While this is in Dark Souls, I can't not hear Demon's Souls here.

06.03.2026 17:48 👍 87 🔁 6 💬 9 📌 0

This thing was busted

#DarkSouls2

06.03.2026 03:54 👍 42 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Average Bluesky staff meeting

05.03.2026 02:23 👍 1911 🔁 636 💬 15 📌 5

Was watching a cooking short on YouTube, I know my bad for watching a short. I'm getting too old for those.

Instead of having a fixed view of the camera, they had to edit the zooming camera into multiple cuts. With each passing second it felt like I was getting closer to an aneurysm.

05.03.2026 16:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For a moment I was thinking Rainer was posting here. Well done.

05.03.2026 16:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

stunning, positively radiant

05.03.2026 09:37 👍 171 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 0

Here george is showcasing a screenshot from behind the scenes and shows boundaries are not real, so always try to outsmart your enemies. #DarkSouls

04.03.2026 17:41 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Paragraph written and time to treat yourself.

04.03.2026 17:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It sucks my friends are having their work taken without permission, but there's also something very funny about being so bad at what you're doing that you don't even know what you're stealing and copying over and accidentally make your mod way harder than it was supposed to be.

04.03.2026 00:53 👍 129 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0

I have talked about this before in several places, but to restate it again to a more public audience; please do not play the "Demon's Souls Expanded Mod" by SirAw50m3. He has continuously stolen mods from others to add to his own without any permission; including myself several times. (1/4)

03.03.2026 21:18 👍 137 🔁 37 💬 3 📌 2
Screenshot of a werewolf from Morrowind's Solstheim expansion.

The werewolf can be seen mostly from the front slightly tilted to one side, looking kinda derpy.

Screenshot of a werewolf from Morrowind's Solstheim expansion. The werewolf can be seen mostly from the front slightly tilted to one side, looking kinda derpy.

Haven't played Morrowind in a while, but found one of my old screenshots and I must have forgotten how kinda derpy the werewolves looked in motion.

03.03.2026 17:25 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

when I die, please donate my microplastics to a credit card company in need

02.03.2026 13:31 👍 485 🔁 52 💬 5 📌 1