finally some good news
finally some good news
wild to see so much chaos over eggs when they taste like that
he can take away my rights but he can never take away this
i have major regrets
i've been working in social media for about over decade and definitely have thoughts on what is currently going on: 🧵
don't let the nazis distract you from this
just saw there is no designated survivor for the trump inaug - i need norovirus to do her worst rn
your end of 2024 photo dumps are beautiful. thank you for only sharing the bad stuff. ❤️
new year, same me despite my best efforts
how i found out
everyday is like “tiktok couple avery manchego and denny balls call it quits”
the internet was at its best when it was exclusively millennials lying about their age
making me send emails from the outlook desktop app is workplace harassment
connections has gone nonverbal (vaxxed)
perpetuating unrealistic beauty standards for our assassins
still an undefeated champion
perpetuating unrealistic beauty standards for our assassins
my spotify wrapped is embarassing af. you couldn't torture this information out of me.
sit back? sure
relax? highly unlikely
enjoy the flight? hasn’t happened once
can’t believe i filled in my brows for this
i couldn't put my finger on it butsomething felt off the past few weeks. then i read ellen degeneres left the country and now it all makes sense.
big ed meeting jojo siwa healed my inner child
the three months i ran the deuxmoi account on bluesky were the greatest days of my life. i'll never forget when i threatened to kill john krasinski as an anonymous pop culture blogger.
love to show solidarity ❤️
stop them!
watched an entire doc on the stanford prison experiment so i think i am qualified to say… not our best work.
me starting over on a new app
people are flocking to bluesky presumably because i’m here.
just saw a glimmer of hope: huge sale on temu