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THK!

Noted. I should give the people more suggestively witty posts. 100% GPT and cage free.

Thank you! And it was very warm. Hopefully I put enough sunscreen on to prevent the UV of 11 from destroying my skin… which would make the rest of the trip an adventure.

Thanks Jason!

Thanks! I’m probably gonna have to buy like eight more now but need to book another cruise to wear them!

Okay, once you get out of the way of tourist hell grand cayman is pretty nice with a nice view. Also thank you to @no381.bsky.social for getting me this new speedo that I probably would not have felt confident enough to buy myself but has quickly become one of my new favs.

Time to party like it’s the 1980’s at Club Rubiks!

And charmander. I love them all.

Label your nudes

Salty and savory like an Oscar Meyer wiener and movie theater popcorn

My favorite dessert in the park

Can you really call it a relaxing cruise if you aren’t in a little speedo? I need to make sure I hit the gym before taking a selfie tomorrow though. The only thing I’ve done is 15 flights of stairs multiple times per day cause we are not admitting elevators exist.

Okay so I’m not the only one. I was like what the eff changed recently.

Roll, roll, roll in the hay

Coming from you a stache compliment is significant! I took a gamble and clean shaved the rest of the face before we left on the cruise; usually keep a little stubble but with the new glasses the prominent stache matches so well.

There are nine joycons in this photo if you look closely.

And yes we’re all lazily playing pokopia and sipping on boozy bevies while lounging on our sea day. @no381.bsky.social @shoy.dev

Speedo is on, thighs are out, bulge is bulging

Face of a himbo who is going to be ✨ okay ✨

Twink death is real…

Time to sail away! Looking forward to a week of relaxation and sunshine! @no381.bsky.social @shoy.dev

Left to right: me, @shoy.dev, @jampri.bsky.social

Me and Brandon enjoying ramen while Shoy takes the photo

dorks at sea!

It’s nearly 6:30 am and I’m wide awake thinking about the cruise I’m leaving on later today and how I have more swimsuits packed than I have days on the boat. I’m going to try to not be insufferable posting my swimsuit pics BUT to my defense they are making me look thiccccc in all the right ways.

#pokopia playing to the BS Lifters, @somegayhimbo.bsky.social @gaymer.fit @thespispunk.bsky.social

There’s better items. Pizza is always good and the hot dog is the OG. Chicken bake is just mysterious canned filling taste to me.

Post workout ice cream treat thanks to @no381.bsky.social and @shoy.dev because even my desert needs to look like protein…

Lifting heavy things to make sure Shia Leboeuf remains scared of us. @shoy.dev @no381.bsky.social

I’m grateful that this is the worst red flag of my partner, but I have NEVER met anyone who can somehow load a dishwasher more inefficiently than @no381.bsky.social

If you think dogs aren’t smart, this one is using his wishbone toy to keep the ball that runs away from escaping.