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@dalillama

Husband, friend, network engineer. Almost certainly not a serial killer.

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I know you're in your meeting right now, but you got this!!

18.08.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's be clear here. The White House is calling Amazon's callout of the effects of their tariffs a "hostile and political act" because they're directly showing the American people just how badly Trump is fucking them over.

You can disagree with me all you want but you're still wrong and stupid.

29.04.2025 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is such a petty cunt.

11.04.2025 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there's an apt metaphor to describe what just happened, it's that Trump is Suge Knight and the economy is Vanilla Ice.

09.04.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of the problem of the modern age is that the vast majority of people will never know the cathartic release of angrily slamming a phone handset down into the cradle.

01.04.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a sad state of affairs when watching an organization begin to don and lace up the very same boots that were pressed on their own necks just 90 years ago.

28.03.2025 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whiskeyleaks
Whiskeyleaks
Spilling deets with his Signal freaks
Is he drunk?
Listen bud
He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood
Oh shit
Here comes Whiskeyleaks

27.03.2025 04:32 πŸ‘ 8096 πŸ” 1093 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 50

'May have'?

More like 'absolutely did'.

26.03.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was one of his previous jobs as a gunner on Spaceball I? I'll just bet he's related to Philip Asshole!

26.03.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was one of his previous jobs as a gunner on Spaceball I? I'll just bet he's related to Philip Asshole!

26.03.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably the same person who keeps hiding all the scissors in my house, I'm sure of it.

26.03.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth had to use Signal, you see, because he can't pass the mandatory breathalyzer lock on a SCIF.

25.03.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently calling out Hegseth as a drunk, unqualified, racist piece of shit over his actions regarding MGen Rogers is enough to get your posts deleted on Twitter

16.03.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TIL that Canadians call their brand of geese "cobra chickens" and I'm all here for it.

15.03.2025 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Set that motherfucker on fire!

13.03.2025 15:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahahahaha, what a jagoff!

13.03.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here is the difference between 47 supporters and normal people: if Kamala Harris had been elected and began doing even a tenth of the bullshit 47 and his lickspittle toadies have, wreaking havoc throughout the government, they would have set her on fire.

You are the worst hypocritical assholes.

13.03.2025 14:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the everliving fuck has happened to you? Where is your courage, your conviction? For fucks sake, where are your balls, man!?

The people elected you to fight for them, not roll over and show your belly like a dog.

Do your goddamn job, Fetterman!

12.03.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

According to the support tech I'm talking to about an offline server, said server is located in Sluttgart, Germany

10.03.2025 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At no point ever has anyone, who's said empathy is a weakness, been the good guy

10.03.2025 03:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even with IoT becoming more prevalent, I still giggle at the thought of a light bulb having an IPv6 address

03.03.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anger has been our default operating mode since November. It's time for action.

02.03.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zelensky has far more patience than I. Because had they spoken to me in such a disrespectful manner, I'm not sure they both wouldn't be walking away with a couple of mice hung off their eyes.

28.02.2025 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In case there are some of you laboring under the delusion that Elon Musk is intelligent, here are the receipts to the contrary:

www.reddit.com/.../1iy9qla/....

TLDR; Elon Musk is a fucking idiot man-child.

27.02.2025 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Playing through Alan Wake proper this time. It appears the animation director was taking his cues from Lancelot Link for modeling character mouth movements during the cutscenes.

27.02.2025 01:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just sad that the M1 Garand isn't featured in 5 as well. It holds a very special place for me.

24.02.2025 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just finished Resistance last night. Working my way through Sniper Elite 5 now. Can't believe I waited so long to give this series a spin!

24.02.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When you think about it, at its core, Solo: A Star Wars Story is about four people knocking over a gas station.

23.02.2025 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Declaration of Independence: A Transcription Note: The following text is a transcription of the Stone Engraving of the parchment Declaration of Independence (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum.) The spelling a...

47 is exactly what Jefferson described in the Declaration of Independence and what the 2nd Amendment was meant to protect against.

Don't think so?

Read the Declaration (www.archives.gov/founding-doc...) again and see just how many listed grievances apply.

Hint: it's more than you think.

21.02.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Americans are losing their jobs and MAGA is mocking them.
Americans are losing their jobs and MAGA is mocking them. YouTube video by Tom Powell Jr

The first guy in that video, the bald one with the MAGA hat, is a fraud. The whole video that was pulled from was that guy's poor attempt at trolling non-fascists. Tom Powell Jr. covered this in his video here (youtu.be/HgYU0FvN0RI?...).

20.02.2025 13:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0