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Be a slut, now in vinyl decal form:

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three decals that say fuck all this shit with a photo of two texan crescentspot butterflies

I read the room and the room said fuck all this shit

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Jasmine Crockett is right wing on Israel and supported Israeli terror attacks in Lebanon, which helped bring us here to the brink of WWIII

Y'all are going to lose because instead of meeting voters on clear policies that address concrete material needs, you're simply claiming that you're racist if you don't vote for her.

Texans won't vote for someone who has campaigned on idpol more than policy, who blithely supported Israel's terror attacks in Lebanon, and who claims to be "fighting" when she's an incumbent in a congress that has been profoundly negligent in fighting the pedophile regime.

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

Screenshot of an Etsy inbox with user "USA Military Rules" sending a message that says "you are one brainwashed stupid bitch you need mental help"

USA Diaper Army reporting for duty to fight in the Battle of Discount Etsy Agitprop Inbox.

Anyway, in honor of this loser, you can now get 10% off until March 9 on any of the crying statue of liberty U.S. flag postcards or stickers & any Trump is in the Epstien files stuff.

Pretty funny they send hate mail to your Etsy postcard company store haha

With standards that low I can see why you have such a childish and simplistic view of the world.

Like a psychologically healthy person can give and receive help. Someone who feels that needing help is shameful ... well honestly, that person clearly has stuff to work through and could benefit from therapy. Because we all need help with one thing or another, that's normal.

It's fucking hilarious, plus they are always so uncreative and bland in their bullying, literally none of them have ever been clever. It's always like "ur a bitch u need help" like also i'm a therapist so i get to thinking what it must be like for them to have this baggage regarding being helped.

The thing is that it is simply not true that someone who currently lacks political conviction can never and will never develop it. Like this really just shows a lack of understanding human psychology and a lack of life experience. I can tell you don't do voter outreach in your community.

No coupon code required. That includes the hand printed flag postcards with messages like "Death to America," "Burn Me Bitches," "Welcome to the Kakistocracy," & "Tread on Me Daddy."

I ship free in the US.

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Screenshot of an Etsy inbox with user "USA Military Rules" sending a message that says "you are one brainwashed stupid bitch you need mental help"

USA Diaper Army reporting for duty to fight in the Battle of Discount Etsy Agitprop Inbox.

Anyway, in honor of this loser, you can now get 10% off until March 9 on any of the crying statue of liberty U.S. flag postcards or stickers & any Trump is in the Epstien files stuff.

okay, this *specific* part feels like a parody of the actual iraq war

Oh damn I just copied this post from twitter and I QRT over there because I am not paying attention obviously so, context, i tweeted this and people were joking it could be a greeting card so I made it into greeting cards

Greeting card showing the front and the open card. The front has blue watercolor background and the text says in handwritten script, when you go to sleep tonight, remember to close your eyes so gently so tenderly, and inside the card it says because you could wake up to the news that donald trump's blood clot has reached its final destination

Greeting card showing the front and the open card. The front has blue watercolor background and the text says in handwritten script, when you go to sleep tonight, remember to close your eyes so gently so tenderly, and inside the card it says because you could wake up to the news that they found elon musk in a bathtub, ravaged by a heroic dose of ketamine.

I turned the tweet into two different handmade greeting cards, hand painted, one-of-a-kind, one for Elon and one for Trump. I will send them with free blank envelopes and free shipping in the US. I want to make more like this.

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there are going to be a lot of checked out americans who go to fill up their gas tanks this week and that's how they'll learn we're suddenly at war with iran

Fuck the troops and fuck your service. If you want respect, quit.

this is like that "sure drunk driving kills some, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so who is to say if its bad?" post but about jobs

Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech painting

I actually could not be convinced to bomb a little girls' school under any circumstances

Look do I like that my job makes me harvest children? No, of course not.

Do I like that the company I work for is the #1 child harvester on earth? Doubly no.

But I had no control over any of that when I took a multi-month application to work at Child Harvester Inc.

Feeling bad for people who get overcharged for being accessories to crime is not even in the same stratosphere as trying to get me to feel bad for people who go blow up people overseas for money and no consequences and then become our congresspeople and senators and make kids do it again

they're doing it for you and me, except we didn't want them to and they're making us less safe, so I don't know what the word "for" means

The "Protecting our freedom" bit always gets me, because in what universe does a million dead Iraqis make me a single ounce more free?

Surely there is a gay bar somewhere that would like to hand out free whistles that are also glitter rainbow dicks! How are these going unclaimed 😂

Well, she does, like nearly all Texas politicians, you just don't see it and have mistaken your lack of knowledge for some type of factual reflection of the world.

For me it started with Vietnam when I was 13, the picture of Kim Phuc running down the road napalmed has stayed with me for decades, and My Lai, then the Tiger forces of sadists and murderers - the US army is a menace to the world

The US fetishising the military is one of the reasons why the US is constantly at war.

They are criminals following illegal orders.