Classic Cracker Barrel logo but it's Brak from Space Ghost and Brak Barrel

I have an idea to make up $100M in market value

“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.”
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His Former Company Got Caught Employing Undocumented Workers. Now He’s Profiting Off an Immigrant Detention Camp. Disaster Management Group is one contractor behind the nation’s largest detention camp, to be built at Fort Bliss. It’s run by Nathan Albers, who previously co-owned a company that pleaded guilty to…

Disaster Management Group is one contractor behind the nation’s largest detention camp, to be built at Fort Bliss.

It’s run by Nathan Albers, who previously co-owned a company that pleaded guilty to a scheme to hire and conceal undocumented workers.

Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be WASHINGTON—Stressing that the facade informs nearly every aspect of his daily life, Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) told reporters Thursday that his Christian faith is an important part of who he pretends to be. “Whether I’m delivering a speech calling for theocracy in front of dozens of cameras or talking to my children at the kitchen table […]

Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be
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The Head of John the Baptist brought to Herod, by Giovanni di Paolo, 1454

No, your honor, I didn't pirate this movie. I downloaded it to teach my AI.

This Lender Said Its Loans Would Help Tennesseans. It Has Sued More Than 110,000 of Them. The Flex Loan, a type of payday loan pioneered by Advance Financial, has burdened low-income borrowers while generating huge profits for lenders. Tennessee lawmakers declined to rein in the lending bu...

Advance Financial has sued over 110,000 borrowers in Tennessee since 2015.

In one county, where nearly half the households make less than $50,000, the company has filed one case for every 32 residents in that time, @tennesseelookout.com and ProPublica found.

By @friedmanadam5.bsky.social

Meeting at the Golden Gate (game was in San Francisco!), by Giotto, 1303-06
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The Smokers, by Adriaen Brouwer, 1636

Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse

Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse
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UPDATE: The DOGE aide was told by ethics attorneys that he held stock in companies that agency employees are barred from owning — and was advised not to participate in any actions that could benefit him personally.

Days later, he helped fire 90% of CFPB staff anyway.

White House Says “No Final Decisions” Have Been Made on Movie Tariffs, Still “Exploring All Options” The administration says it is still intent on "Making Hollywood Great Again" though it suggests it will take time for tariff plan to come to fruition.

Oh wow he said something crazy and now they’re trying to walk it back. Glad this is what will happen every few days for the next four years.

Richard John Smith as Obi in Three-Fingered Jack, artist unknown, 1819, 📸 by Gregory Shamus

Christ and the Woman Taken in Adultery, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1565, 📸 via @BrownE44338379

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

Jury Rules Against Palin in Libel Case Against The New York Times After two hours of deliberation, a jury rejected Sarah Palin’s claim that she had been defamed in the newspaper’s 2017 editorial.

Breaking News: A federal jury ruled against Sarah Palin in her yearslong defamation lawsuit against The New York Times.

Trump Laid Off Nearly All the Federal Workers Who Investigate Firefighter Deaths The cuts, which are part of Trump’s slashing of the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health, will also halt a first-of-its-kind study of the causes of thousands of firefighters’ cancer c...

These cuts included seven of the eight members of the team that studies firefighter line-of-duty deaths...The fatality investigation team was examining deaths at 20 fire departments when the layoff notices arrived.

by Mark Olalde:

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With CDC injury prevention team gutted, 'we will not know what is killing us' Workers who track data on car crashes, drownings, traumatic brain injury, falls in the elderly, and other perils lost their jobs. Advocates worry life-saving work will stop.

Workers who track data on car crashes, drownings, traumatic brain injury, falls in the elderly, and other perils lost their jobs. Advocates worry life-saving work will stop.

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  Acco...

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

A 6-inch sub roll with grill marks. Chocolate and creme drip from the sides, behind a halved Cadbury egg. In the right corner is an image of a foil-wrapped Cadbury Creme Egg

Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.

today on will it pretzel: char siu bao

A mother has just given birth to a child. The father, magnanimous, says "circumcision? Yeah, right..." The mother, also smug, says "what's the worst that could happen?" 38 years later, the non-circumcised man is at a nude beach. His friend in a VW bug waves goodbye and says "great day at the nude beach.." The man, his penis, precariously close to the car door says "see you later..." The car door SLAMs shut and the man's foreskin gets caught in it. As the car pulls away, the man's entire skin is degloved starting at the penis. With a SHRIP, we see his bare musculature. He looks shocked.

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee

Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee
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At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895