Jack What Paints

I’m right and you know it

This isn’t crazy, it’s the truth

Remember kids fun is a zero sum game

Just a freaky lil’ guy

I would appreciate it if everyone would reply to this Bluesky post with a photo of the worst pro wrestling shirt they can think of.

A squad of 5 Warhammer 40k Dark Angel Deathwing Knights.

A Warhammer 40k Dark Angel Deathwing Knight.

A Warhammer 40k Dark Angel Deathwing Knight.

A Warhammer 40k Dark Angel Deathwing Knight.

Knights of Caliban! My first squad of Deathwing Knights.
#WarhammerCommunity #DarkAngels #Deathwing

Robots, I’m sure you agree

Genuinely do not have the words for how much this daft little creature means to me

5 years ago this little goober came into my life and i genuinely have no idea what I’d do without him

I’m a theatre tech so slowly driving me insane

I wish they were a joke, it would make 3 months of my year much easier

The wings are fully half the size of the model

The French seem to be really good at rejecting fascism and making house music, going to assume there’s a causal link there

*thunkthunkthunkthunk* have you heard the good news of the omnissiah

Friends fear they’re dabbling with IDM again

This thought is brought to you by Quetiapine

Born to be cancelled, forced to be based

I’m fully aware this is too polished but good lord I’m proud of how that engine looks

None of my usual sources have been able to provide me with any writing work at all over January. If anyone's looking for a writer: please consider hiring me. I'm good, I'm great with deadlines, and I'm apparently fun to collaborate with, too!

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?

Fair, can I get a boost up there too?

You mean Goth Twink Dennis The Menace

I am a restrained individual and can be trusted not to eat them

A base of iron warriors terminators for the games workshop game Horus Heresy Legions Imperialis

You could fit so many of these in your mouth

“Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia - the fruits of his genius for statesmanship - and you will never understand why he's not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milosevic. While Henry continues to nibble nori rolls and remaki at A-list parties, Cambodia, the neutral nation he secretly and illegally bombed, invaded, under-mined, and then threw to the dogs, is still trying to raise itself up on its one remaining leg.”

Obligatory Bourdain

A messy desk with Fulgrim Transfigured upon it

What a ridiculous Man