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writer, union hottie, biblically accurate alma. one half of NYC's Picnic Magazine

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urbanism is lowkey goated when petrocollapse is the vibe

06.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in a just world, the girl who CRISPRed her balls to make estrogen would have three million dollars and a yacht

04.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

partially inspired by my insurance refusing to fill my progesterone prescription more than 20 days at a time. would be great to see a doctor once every few months and just be done with it

04.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i wish research about new/better methods for delivering HRT were remotely possible now, like replacing shots + pills with pellets or implants

04.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

well, yes!

27.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CondΓ© Nast’s LGBTQ Media Brand Them Acquired by Equalpride, Publisher of Out and The Advocate On the heels of layoffs, Equalpride CEO Mark Berryhill says, β€œAdding the β€˜Them’ brand accelerates our mission and expands the ways we can champion LGBTQ+ voices year‑round.”

in less than 6 months CondΓ© Nast got rid of every trans woman on editorial. there is no liberal media.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

27.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 802 πŸ” 258 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8

lil column a, lil column b i’m afraid

21.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i wanted to find a different doctor out of principle but this was one of the only reputable ones I could find that took my insurance

19.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I booked an appointment with a new dentist that was very obviously using an AI secretary, and whenever it was buffering/computing/whatever it played a fake keyboard typing sound effect and literally who is that for?

19.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

let's go 'Bos

19.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're deciding what to do with us.

18.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

i had salmon, sweet potatoes, and kale for dinner, feeling like a white woman’s purebred dog

18.02.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

alt, if you have bodyweight or dumbbell exercises you like in this genre feel free to share

12.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like a journalist oomfy posted their leg/butt/core workout routine on here a couple months ago and i meant to save it but forgot, if this sounds like u could u pls dm

12.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

idk if that fella's on T or not but it feels like that'd be a bigger fairness concern than my well-atrophied muscles

11.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The IOC keeping men out of women's sports by making men compete in women's sports

11.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Am I supposed to be thankful or inspired about the only trans person in the olympics being a man forced to compete with women? Because it just pisses me off lol

11.02.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 421 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

it was a 325ix, i absolutely loved it. perfect car for when you have like 2 friends, a job at a country club, and don't have to pay rent lol

10.02.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i had an E30 in high school and even that thing had car play (resting my iPhone on the steering wheel)

10.02.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my allegedly non-brutal firing involved:

–getting notified at 9pm that i lost my job of 5 years, effective immediately
–no explanation or investigation
–using transphobic language about me in the press
–tabloids publicly speculating about my sex life

but pls tell me how things have changed

10.02.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

also I'm sorry...the line about brutal firings. I waited maybe three to four months, daily, to see if the company was going to email me and tell me I had to move or lose my job. It was HELL. I was mentally not well!

10.02.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

there’s a Royal Family type obsession with that company’s leadership that makes frankly zero sense to me

10.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As Alma notes, it was only months ago that four employees were illegally fired, Teen Vogue was shuttered, and employees, many who had done their work remotely for years, were forced to choose between moving to NYC with no assistance and no raise, to continue doing their work in office. I HATE CONDE!

10.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and by the way, if you look at who CondΓ© Nast is getting rid of in its constant downsizing (people of color, queer people, trans people), it’ll start to look a lot like β€œyesteryear” in that building

10.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the real people trying to put the company’s old ways to bed are union organizers fighting to make it possible to do real journalism without fear of retaliation or censorship. where’s their interview? where’s their spotlight?

10.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not sure where the desire to deify CondΓ© Nast comes from, especially in other journalists. Movies have been made about how exploitative the company is to work at!

10.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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today in NYT, an interview where the writers declared we are past the β€œbrutal CondΓ© Nast of yesteryear.” Of course, no acknowledgment of the illegal firings or targeted layoffs beyond an aside about Teen Vogue being β€œfolded into” Vogue’s website

10.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

i had this with Un Verano Sin Ti and still feel silly for waiting

09.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is anyone talking about this? do people know about this?

03.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0