Colorado would welcome you with a bag of weed, some edibles, and some magic mushrooms thrown in for good measure
05.03.2026 20:48
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Colorado would welcome you with a bag of weed, some edibles, and some magic mushrooms thrown in for good measure
Cats pre-food: We love you! You’re the greatest cat dad everrrrrrrr!
Post food: Greatest *what*?? Do I know you?
Eight minutes till edibles
Drafts are where my posts go to blossom
And so, in summary, fuck everything
Better be necrotizing fasciitis
I’m at mummification levels of salt intake
Let’s all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers
This post is for all of you in every time zone all around the world.
I keep hearing that Bluesky is still mostly North American. But I think there’s lots of you around the world that love cities, and want them to be better.
We want @urbantruth.bsky.social to be global.
I hope you’ll check us out.
Melting into a big deep sigh
Trader Joe’s doesn’t sell French cocaine wtf
What’s wrong, Congress? You’ve barely even touched your checks and balances
the fifa peace prize used to mean something
Impeachment should be the compromise position at this point
Let's do what we gots to do.
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed
A true patriot would leak the Epstein files
If you’re just waking up, go bump that line of stevia, you’ll need it
If you grew up in the Midwest this was 💯 a thing with small-town cops
It’s just the edibles talking at this point with chocolate chip cookie dough weighing in from time to time
I saved that draft post for all of us
At least there’s Advil pm
Ch-ch-ch-Ceaucescu
I popped on to shitpost about being stoned and eating various pantry items with Nutella but goddamn reality sure likes to shiv your mood these days
I hate it here
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Babe... wake up. You're gonna miss the beginning of World War 3.
America: [1776-?] Some great ideas marred by poor direction and unlikable characters. Greed, bigotry, and gratuitous violence. ★★☆☆☆
the horrors can cease to amaze now pls
