MorbidAnjel

Honestly, I’ve never tried to get my “lick” back. I just killed them in whatever short story I wrote. One got bit by a rabid dog. One had a tree fall on them. Another got struck by lightning. 😂🤣. A bit morbid I know

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😂🤣😂 not to worry, y’all good.

Oh you got it! I love it

I’m so glad I managed to get this on vinyl

The Pisces slander is hurting my feelings 😂😂😂. Naaah, it really isn’t

Wait….what the hell did I do? 😂

Immediately

Busta Rhymes

Ghostface Killah

A Tribe Called Quest

Patti

2 things:

1. NippleGate is STILL the best Super Bowl Halftime of all time (because Janet)
2. It’s STILL fuck Timberlake forever. Both parties are going to learn this the hard way

Voters have shown time and again that they weren’t voting for Jill Stein, Fat Caligula, and they damn sure weren’t voting for James Talarico. They were voting AGAINST Black opponents. They’re always willing to accept the less qualified or throw their vote away completely.

Sent back to Faux News? He wasn’t even good at that!

C. Asked for a recount

D. Or, Y’know, NOT RAN AGAINST HER AT ALL

Maybe he’d have a chance. One thing these fucking people will learn is that they CANNOT figure it out without US. Talarico, you were “electable”. Get out there and prove it.

So. James Talarico is BEGGING Jasmine Crockett to unite with him in order to get the Black vote in Texas. Y’know, had James:

A. Had he spoken out against the people disrespecting Ms. Crockett, and boldly, he may have gotten their vote

B. ADDRESSED the obvious voter suppression

Who are the REAL DEI hires here?

Crazy statements? Naaaaah this is how they really feel. Crazy to put it out there though. But hey, Fat Caligula made this all okay.

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Those sorry bags of pure, 100% bonafide CANADIAN MOOSE PISS just dropped off my items. And my meatballs are done

Fair. Having said that, an ally will “stand” with you. An accomplice will FIGHT with and FOR you.

They were supposed to be here three hours ago

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And need the eggs to make my meatballs. Fucking people.

Ready to flip over a damn table because my groceries weren’t delivered.

Blind Double Date Fart Commercial (HQ) YouTube video by Retro Spectrum Entertainment

Who remembers the commercial when that girl farted in my man’s car on their first blind date?

youtu.be/d2QNuDUTocE

😂🤣😂

I didn’t even think of Gravity Falls but it makes so much sense

If fuck them kids was an animal

I’ll say it until I am blue in the face. Ally is a verb. You and I don’t need an ally. What we need is an accomplice.

Oooh. I wanna try it