Alex

I don't have trust issues, everyone else has issues that I don't trust

I'm 99% more likely to listen to advice if it's given by a hot guy

Dungeon crawler Carl is surprisingly good!

Happy for him, but it also means his long time GF got to watch him get railed and I love that for them

One of my husband's favorites as well and kinda irreplaceable

Former FBI director James Comey

I can mentally run 5 work projects at once but can only physically run 2 and I only have enough energy to work 1 hour a day

Fuck this is truly awful

I follow a bunch of Pikmin shit posters strictly to break up my feed between dystopian news and shirtless men

An interview with Donald Trump ended prematurely after Z-Targeting reticles appeared on the president’s extremities.
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It's a classic that aged well

My guilty pleasure is watching Big Bang Theory / George & Mandy's first marriage shorts and no I don't think it will change anytime soon

Donald Trump is a paedophile. Pass it on.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

"yeah you can give her your pizza crust if you come back later tonight to clean her diarrhea"

11:59pm: pokemon rumble spheal 12:00am: pokemon rumble spheal wearing a happy new year hat 12:01am: sleeping spheal

Sir you need to figure this out because we WILL do this

Me, flexing with growing arms

I'm procrastinating from work and cleaning

And the puppy watches!

Guy posing for a selfie

A good workout so I can feel big while I watch the game awards tonight.

It was the friends and trauma we found along the way

Devastating, thoughts and prayers 🙏

Devastating, y'all need travel gummies

The only way to make Americans eat vegetables.
Basically a bunch of random unhealthy stuff ( fried onions, cheese, other fried crunchy bits ) and green beans

Honestly, I don't know what stuffing is and at this point I don't think I want to know.

Vacation is over and my man caught something but at least I am only a couple hours away from seeing my puppy again 🥹

You cannot complain that cancel culture ruins lives when Donald Trump was re-elected President after he was cancelled for being a felon, a rapist, and the worst President in history.

I've really enjoyed my pixel buds. I use them for work and walking so that's like 8 hours a day of comfort