Joe Stasio

imagining a hazy, idyllic future where i boot up the 3DS again

do you think mr bean is at peace with himself

@staymighty.bsky.social <3

nice!

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“posts” ❌
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Season 14, Severance

working up the courage to ask my wife if i can try out for the orlando magic

me scrolling:
“look at all these posts”

In a world that's built on purpose to wear you down until you're nothing, simply making art and being yourself and even just loving... they're truly acts of rebellion.

simple syrup? no, this stuff is liquid calculus. the taste quantum. incomprehensible. this is einstein’s syrup. you are but an infant knave.

has anyone ever made pita by ironing dough?

crazy to me that @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social doesnt have 100k followers on this site. he is the author of so many historical bangers

a woman is standing in front of a christmas tree with the words thanks for the gift basket below her ALT: a woman is standing in front of a christmas tree with the words thanks for the gift basket below her

when they give me a gift basket

NEW bluesky #feature:
“Buy Me a Pizza” (or “Buy Me a Cauliflower Steak” for vegan blue skyers) has just deployed.

We’re proud to be working with Papa John’s and our discreet geotargeting partner, the US government, to bring this delicious feature out of alpha today.

been watching the alien movies and folks? ripley can’t catch a break! #mondays

Really like the idea of Jeopardy contestants battling to eventually become the host

magnets are really having a renaissance rn

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@agentscarn1987.bsky.social been like this for the past 5 weeks or so. relentless.

[pov you’re decent at estimating and you’ve got hundreds of coconuts in a pile next to you] I must have hundreds of coconuts here

kissing my muscles in the mirror, thinking about how it sucksss that it’s Monday

dorsey’s got a new app? time to play the hits.

ohh so you’re full on against it—i wasn’t aware

glad to see we’re relitigating