Jake Nelson

Roy @im_roy_lee• 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X •• got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 セマ57 2.1K il 415K 企 Elizabeth Holmes • @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM • 3/5/26 • 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 企

yup

tapping the "people underestimate how many of our society's elites are motivated not by self-interest, but by sadism" sign

Nintendo also probably has better health care policy; Dr Mario believes in germ theory

I think there should be 13 Supreme Court justices. The original bearer of the Matrix should wield the Starsaber. One should have a beast-form. One has the Enigma of Combination. And so on.

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Well this sucks

concept art showing a cowpybara: a cow sized, extra furry capybara. the image shows two cowpybaras: one dressed & one undressed. the dressed cowpybara stands next to a man, likely its tutor or conductor. the man is outright delighted to be standing next to the cowpybara.

cowpybara

A pity Bob Kane never lived to sell NFTs, he would've loved that so much

I did not know she was doing this. This is like litigating pro se. She did really well if that's the case! Also it is an insane thing no one should ever do, mostly done by egotistical people with severe control freak problems. Mostly.

If YouTube effectively kills the comment section, losing engagement, cutting off exposure, and demonotize more creators, you can thank this guy and everyone who voted for this bc they have idea how the internet works.

Repost to share the forbidden knowledge and break the mind of pundits.

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

the stop motion skeleton warrior is one of the best gifts that film has bestowed on us

it's so funny that we all decided to call old needles that need disposing "sharps." yes they are. they are sharp

it goes underdiscussed that leavitt is genuinely a terrible spokesperson; her whole, entire job is to sell the president's message to the public and she is comically awful at it. i'll give her that the president's message is usually incoherent and insane, but, still

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Blooming peach sapling with blooming plum saplings in the background in front of a home improvement store

Some of the peach and plum trees at work came in already flowering, which is not great because it's going to frost again. Sure pretty though

Hotchkiss, the Connecticut Prep School, Platner attended, is for rich kids, and always been for rich kids. I had some friends who attended the local prep school near where I grew up (Berkshire School). I would not consider Hotchkiss to be the type of New England Private school Grim describes.

essentially the entire problem with doctoring is that two totally different professions— medicine and care— have been combined into one, and people who want to do medicine broadly resent the expectation to perform care, to disastrous results.

I hate Tik Tok speak.

I have agents, editors and proofreaders! I do digital contracts! I make ebooks!

Sometimes I legitimately have to talk about PDF files!

I would prefer for the great state of Maine to continue to be none of my business and resent that its Senate primary has become something I have opinions on

sucks they can't work with minors rn

but not to worry, on my new site TONTEENS,

The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countries—including the United States.

That Iranian Navy ship we torpedoed had no ammunition on board because that was a requirement to participate in the MILAN 2026 exercise (organized by the Indian Navy).

The US Navy knew this because IT ALSO PARTICIPATED IN THE EXERCISE. What a national embarrassment.
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look ima need white people to stop explaining to me that every white dude is prone to get obvious Nazi tattoos in their 20s. the shit is not true. I know plenty of white military dudes who didnt get Nazi tattoos. This is not a widespread phenomenon.

Even if it takes years, we have to bring EVERYONE who made this happen to justice. No moving on, no letting this go.

Revenge is good enough motivation for me personally, but the nobler and important reason is to ensure that anyone who thinks of doing this again knows they’ll rot in prison for it.

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

Not just American life, either. I don't think anyone has fully enumerated it, but the number of international contracts broken by relying on various US services as immutable and sacrosanct that suddenly weren't - the freaking time servers! - have had all kinds of ripples in other countries

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic