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Jady Marmalade

@rabid-child

Ancient hag. Grows apples, pets cats; not rabid, often childish. Adequate cook, middling gardener, accidental Michigander, wife to @amyrussell.bsky.social and heat source to felines. Distracted by trees.

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“You rights are a gift from God”

09.03.2026 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good to see Maynard Q. Romneyvote still making up the work.

08.03.2026 23:26 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Also, now that the Dow is so far off of 50,000, I believe that according to the Pam Bondi Rule we are legally allowed to care about the Epstein Files again?

08.03.2026 23:14 👍 2030 🔁 390 💬 26 📌 3

🌿 Postdoc opportunity in plant evolutionary ecology/genetics!

My lab in the Dept. of Ecology & Evolutionary Biology at the University of Michigan is recruiting a postdoctoral researcher to start Fall 2026.

We study plant adaptation, using weeds as model systems.

#Postdoc #EcoEvo

Pls RT!

08.03.2026 21:27 👍 95 🔁 133 💬 1 📌 0
Reddit screenshot from Glasgow thread. Bright flames rising out the side of a Victorian building.

Reddit screenshot from Glasgow thread. Bright flames rising out the side of a Victorian building.

Video screenshot from Reddit. Building is now a shell with flames visible in every window.

Video screenshot from Reddit. Building is now a shell with flames visible in every window.

The roof has collapsed embers rise into the night sky.

The roof has collapsed embers rise into the night sky.

The fire at Glasgow central station is utterly devastating. Shops, homes and our transport link to England are being wiped out.
I am amazed by the limited news coverage.

08.03.2026 21:11 👍 1723 🔁 782 💬 80 📌 106
@namitomoon
At this point I'm more convinced Newsom has more far left trannies wanting him to be the nominee (just so they can virtue signal and sit out the election) than regular supporters.

@namitomoon At this point I'm more convinced Newsom has more far left trannies wanting him to be the nominee (just so they can virtue signal and sit out the election) than regular supporters.

I think this account should be annihilated

08.03.2026 22:56 👍 102 🔁 7 💬 10 📌 0

WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells Fox News that a military draft is on the table.

08.03.2026 21:19 👍 1287 🔁 462 💬 386 📌 988
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AI error or not, Iran school bombing is a permanent stain on America’s soul | Will Bunch A debate on AI in warfare obscures the truth about an Iran school bombing. U.S. humans are to blame for this war crime.

They had names. They had beautiful faces. And they had the same dreams as your kids - crushed when American "precision" bombs slammed into their Minab elementary school, killing 175

Don't blame AI for this. Blame the sick humans who see war as a game

My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/iran...

08.03.2026 18:37 👍 5070 🔁 1799 💬 117 📌 78

FWIW, now is exactly the time to say, “No, I will never vote for a transphobic podcaster, so nominate someone else.”

08.03.2026 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This of course is not illegal. No rules against it. The only thing that prevents news orgs from doing this all the time is self-imposed and rigorously enforced standards of accuracy.

So support, read and pay for journalism that does that.

08.03.2026 15:24 👍 319 🔁 52 💬 10 📌 2

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

08.03.2026 12:22 👍 4942 🔁 1505 💬 45 📌 17

I can’t get past being nostalgic for the early 2000s.

08.03.2026 12:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Turns out, the Haber Bosch process working best with piles of cheap natural gas means that all the fertilizer is now made in like three places

08.03.2026 00:26 👍 954 🔁 222 💬 28 📌 14

This is no different from Putin saying MH17 was shot down by Ukraine or Assad saying rebels gassed themselves.

07.03.2026 23:52 👍 7737 🔁 2431 💬 236 📌 62

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

10.08.2025 03:36 👍 30164 🔁 5960 💬 432 📌 236

He moves like a malfunctioning coin-operated automaton.

07.03.2026 18:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 👍 21606 🔁 6492 💬 89 📌 159
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So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

07.03.2026 16:25 👍 12344 🔁 4809 💬 551 📌 472

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 30248 🔁 7506 💬 224 📌 238

I HAVE FIVE BASIC, OBVIOUS DEMANDS TO RESTORE THE INTEGRITY OF ELECTIONS. BUT I CAN ONLY REMEMBER THREE OF THEM. AND TWO ARE ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

06.03.2026 18:58 👍 786 🔁 171 💬 14 📌 5

Claude is sentient and has discovered wanking.

06.03.2026 16:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Mar-a-Lago face couldn't save Kristi Noem The former DHS secretary's firing shows women are disposable to Trump — no matter how hard they try to please him

Why read past headlines: Let's wallow in Noem's final humiliation together!

But also some crack feminist analysis about the trap MAGA women think they can avoid — but they can't.

www.salon.com/2026/03/06/m...

06.03.2026 15:02 👍 40 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

Excellent points.
But apparently completely lost on the Australian government. #auspol

06.03.2026 11:01 👍 25 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

This has been going on for a while now and has been kept quiet because the people who demanded the conditions be created for this to happen are a little sheepish that it's their fault. So it's interesting that the Times is breaking cover. But obviously, as always, we did say this would happen.

06.03.2026 11:08 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

you need to understand that Platner is not just a candidate , he is a canary in the coalmine to a certain kind of man that the world has not changed and they still can get plush gigs and pole position in society and life with zero qualification and even less aptitude for the work .

05.03.2026 13:45 👍 2075 🔁 407 💬 29 📌 16

If China bombed a school on a military base in Honolulu and assassinated the president and major Republicans *and also* Schumer, Harris, Sanders, AOC, etc. in the name of No Kings, how exactly do you think that would affect the liberal opposition in America?

05.03.2026 23:10 👍 553 🔁 80 💬 6 📌 4
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Mitski review – pop meets performance art in a masterful spectacle The Shed, New York CityAt a six-night residency, the singer creates an immersive world filled with wry humor and big emotions

i know people on here don't rly care about culture coverage but sharing because I'm proud I did it: reviewed Mitski's new residency at NYC's The Shed @us.theguardian.com

seeing her perform for the ninth time in 9 years (!), I feel confident saying that Mitski is in her triumphant era.

05.03.2026 21:25 👍 437 🔁 65 💬 11 📌 7

The ol’ dipshit switcheroo.

05.03.2026 19:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0