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Alana Russo

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ok let’s do this

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04.03.2026 19:13 👍 458 🔁 47 💬 2 📌 0

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

23.02.2026 21:43 👍 19288 🔁 2923 💬 344 📌 1

Last year I got my husband to watch Twin Peaks with me, he had never seen it. It is one of my favorite shows. When we watched this episode he said “why would you do this to me”

24.02.2026 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was needlessly stressful

23.02.2026 01:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

19.02.2026 12:57 👍 16278 🔁 2900 💬 616 📌 174

Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.

13.02.2026 20:21 👍 4718 🔁 1611 💬 28 📌 40

This scene and Knoxville riding a giant firecracker like Bugs Bunny… cinema 🤌

12.02.2026 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The post-Me Too era has really taught me that the underlying issue with the persistence of sexual violence isn’t exactly women’s credibility, as the “believe women” slogan suggested, but rather with rape’s moral status. It’s not that people think it doesn’t happen. They think it doesn’t matter.

31.01.2026 22:48 👍 3162 🔁 881 💬 61 📌 0

I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”

31.01.2026 15:43 👍 10538 🔁 2203 💬 102 📌 91

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

30.01.2026 21:52 👍 9488 🔁 2161 💬 42 📌 55

That Always on My Mind cover is so underrated!

30.01.2026 01:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

29.01.2026 19:47 👍 1969 🔁 675 💬 55 📌 64

It is morally and ethically ok to allow yourself to legitimately hate all of these people

27.01.2026 00:17 👍 570 🔁 75 💬 15 📌 4

an administration staffed to the top with degenerate liars

24.01.2026 23:13 👍 12524 🔁 2297 💬 389 📌 130

In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign

24.01.2026 20:24 👍 4350 🔁 948 💬 47 📌 37

People are being murdered because our politicians think their reelection campaign is more important than our lives

24.01.2026 17:09 👍 583 🔁 195 💬 12 📌 15
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 👍 16349 🔁 20419 💬 217 📌 350

World Cup is gonna go great.

22.01.2026 01:55 👍 1042 🔁 269 💬 28 📌 10

I can’t go to the grocery store alone right now because ICE is racially profiling and abducting people who aren’t white

19.01.2026 21:51 👍 7799 🔁 2360 💬 10 📌 0
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

17.01.2026 01:33 👍 7325 🔁 2935 💬 135 📌 338

Like “breaking weather forecasting” was really beyond my imagination for how this would go

17.01.2026 18:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The weather app just straight up doesn’t work anymore. It is always wrong

17.01.2026 17:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know some things are more important but I’m legitimately so fucking sick of the federal government posting like stormfront

16.01.2026 23:09 👍 1895 🔁 264 💬 18 📌 0

Look at this absolute queen

16.01.2026 12:22 👍 21644 🔁 5373 💬 20 📌 293

Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol

10.01.2026 02:23 👍 6130 🔁 1169 💬 111 📌 22

Theyre already doing it in Brooklyn, it’s actually not bad! You use your phone to order before the movie starts. After it starts if you want to order you do it the old way with paper.

09.01.2026 22:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this tweet is very important to me

09.01.2026 19:43 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

it’s an outward reflection of their bad taste and poor judgment and eagerness to assimilate with the other fascists. we should make fun of them whenever we see them.

09.01.2026 19:39 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0