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@lachlanwatt

Horror author, sometimes musician, dirtbag. If you used to follow me, I promise I'm better now. No AI whatsoever.

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Have you seen 'Bad Day For The Cut'? Goes almost as hard.

02.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Infinite Man!

01.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No! Easily the best thing about the crossover sets are the new people who get into the game.

28.02.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great channel.

27.02.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's Something coming in Ashes and I'll be very interested to see what you make of it.

26.02.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An omnibus paperback by Robert G. Barrett, promising three bestsellers in one volume.

An omnibus paperback by Robert G. Barrett, promising three bestsellers in one volume.

Grabbed this from my wife's library. Robert G. Barrett (history's most significant RBG) used to air late-night infomercials on Australian commercial TV, spruiking his books while he reclined next to a swimming pool surrounded by young ladies in bikinis.

26.02.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Last Policeman series by Ben H Winters? Follows a cop Investigating a murder six months out from the arrival of a civilisation-ending meteorite. Michael Marshall's Straw Men trilogy, too. The second book gets way out there.

26.02.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew exactly which death this referred to before clicking through, haha.

23.02.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Joyful Reunion
Joyful Reunion YouTube video by Nomeansno - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMqx...

21.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was probably like that scene from Futurama where Zapp Brannigan yelled the word "erotic" so loud everyone on the ship could hear.

18.02.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me after reading a funny skeet: remember that scene in Resident Evil where people get diced by lasers?

My wife, not really listening: I've never seen Reservoir Dogs.

16.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If your story ends with your protaganist lost in an endless multiverse, sent to the other side of the galaxy, or otherwise incapable of ever returning home, make sure to include a scene at the beginning where they call in sick to a job they hate so we know this is the best possible outcome for them.

16.02.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember my housemate was instantly hooked by this episode, after I'd been telling him to watch for weeks. Strong start with his mother's call coming through on the unplugged phone.

15.02.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Aphemia, a magic card depicting a horrible singer

Aphemia, a magic card depicting a horrible singer

Self-mill/enchantress that also does a bit of "all of the above."

moxfield.com/decks/TMxzc7...

14.02.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My eight year old shared his plan to move into a sharehouse with his friends at nineteen and support himself with a part time job. It made me a little sad to consider how utterly unrealistic something that was a relatively mundane rite of passage when I was young has since become.

09.02.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time a death spiral has looked like even a remote possibility someone has spent billions of dollars propping up the value of BTC. If the purchase price of BTC drops below the mining cost, this would be catastrophic for the whole sector. People will burn tons of cash to stop this happening.

05.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What are the "actual craft rules." What are they. Why did nobody tell me I could just skip reading and writing if I knew these rules.

05.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

His wikipedia page has apparently seen a flurry of activity. Someone getting ready to switch the tenses from "is" to "was."

04.02.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are not entitled to redemption. Your works and perceived generosity may once have been held in high regard by many people you had never met. When they discovered that your actions contradicted your professed values, that was it. You had your time and now it is over, never to return.

03.02.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Love it! This was a shoebox find last time I visited my parents.

03.02.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently you can have a rolling gunfight in the middle of London for twenty minutes before hearing police sirens in the distance.

02.02.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The movie doesn't get into it much but a law enforcement agency tasked with determining which historical events were actually temporal crimes is an incredibly clever concept.

01.02.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need new music to listen to. Any recommendations for stuff that either came out in the last year or is just vastly underappreciated?

Mostly thinking rock/alt-pop/electronic/industrial/... but reply with anything!

ALSO: Please repost if it pleases you.

31.01.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 1
DITZ - Taxi Man
DITZ - Taxi Man YouTube video by DITZ

Really enjoyed Never Exhale by Ditz.

31.01.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the only streaming platform that has both Violence Voyager and From Inside, which puts it pretty far out in front of the others.

30.01.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If nothing else I thought that Fall showed a genuine, enviable ability to turn their scattered thoughts and feelings into a coherent narrative. I never read it as a political story as much as it was an attempt by the author to process whatever it was that was going on in their head at the time.

30.01.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the post controversy, post clamor take, the legacy of Isabel Fall’s Helicopter Story? What do people think and feel about that work now that the smoke has cleared? Anybody here have a take? Like to know these things about stories generally, after the noise but esp about this particular work

29.01.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wasp!!!

27.01.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I sometimes mutter "brought to you by Carl's Jr" when I wrap up a phone call.

26.01.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't get excited. We will learn about his death by watching his inner circle profit from it on Polymarket long before we hear it anywhere else.

21.01.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0