Elle Writes Smut

Me, reading a book titled How To Court Shy Old Men

Interesting

#grindart

that was really hurtful. im upset! you said i sounded like a tumblr daddy dom when i called you princess. it's awful to ascribe masculinity to my desire. it shouldn't matter that im huge and covered in scales i told you my pronouns are she/it

Mmmm… getting the line between scary and pathetic is important! It’s a critical element of Daddy (the “handler” of Too Hot for Neoprene, though he’s more of a warlord who was, let us say, too “sex-positive” and “individualist” for Mormon ISIS)

At some point I feel like you have to do some sort of intelligence loss + butchification fic where one of the indicators that she’s getting stupid is that she’s buying increasingly tacky watches. I thought about doing it myself but I don’t know enough about watches to pull it off.

Sir yes sir!

Awww thank you!! That’s so nice of you to say. I really need to stop procrastinating and make that second chapter sometime soon…

Dude, being a Resident Evil fan rules. There’s been six new games since 2017 and every single one of them is fun as hell

Unfortunately, Ao3 is down, but when it’s back up I’d highly recommend Too Hot for Neoprene, by yours truly, if you haven’t read it yet.

Deeply evil, genocidal policy. Here are some orgs that may be able to help:

Across Bsky, many people have shared Trans Continental Pipeline. This is a grassroots mutual aid network turned based in Denver that helps LGBTQ+ individuals relocate from unsafe situations to Colorado. tcpipeline.org

Periodic reminder that I wrote a full-length mechsploi novel last year and it's very good! One of the more fucked up works in the space for sure; give it a read if you're a fan of truly-nauseating women, Communism, or nonconsensual brain surgery - or best, all 3!

archiveofourown.org/works/626280...

And after? When she’s curled up and nursing on your tit, blissful and relaxed? It’s just heavenly. Being able to tell a girl “mommy’s here, and she didn’t mean those mean things. She loves you.” It’s real good to be a mother-type!

Truly there is nothing like getting to be a mom in the kink sense. So many girls just melt under the gentle pressure of “mommy wants a hug,” “mommy’s going to touch you now,” “you really like mommy’s hands, don’t you? You’re getting all wet for me.”

An image containing the inspirations for the upcoming story Insect Politics. From left to right, top to bottom: MYRMIDON by PROLETKVLT, Transcendental Youth by The Mountain Goats, Basket stars (a kind of deep-sea starfish), Fire In The Sky, hagfish, H.R. Giger, Alien, the metal grating and soundtrack from Silent Hill 2, The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells, the Qu from All Tomorrows, The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails, Human Domestication Guide (kinda), Terra Invicta, the “Mouse Utopia” experiments, Control, They Live, Arrival, The Protomen, the whole alien abduction sexual probing thing in general tbh, and a very cropped photo of Abigail Shapiro.

Since @pickleherring.bsky.social asked me about my new, possibly freakiest work yet, I’ve been thinking about how best to describe what’s going on with it. To make that easier I made this little inspo board for it. Soon you will all be enjoying INSECT POLITICS.

Interesting…

ended up having some spare capacity in my brain for one (1) commission this month or early next - hit me up if you're interested :)

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TRUE!!!!

Delights of royalty…

You’ve piqued my interest…

Wrong. The Lash respects women, and would eat them out simply to demonstrate his amazing skill at doing so.

Personally, odachi is the one for me. The amount it lets you just toy with human enemies is very fun.

Neat! Request sent.

I’d love to! But uh. Your dms are closed I think.

Of course.

Oh wait yeah this is the pathetic you I’m talking to.

Honestly I’m glad you spoke up! I’m shy but mostly because I’m worried about annoying people I don’t know. You seem really cool and I didn’t exactly know how to approach that.

Funnily enough I have a fetish for being given a bath…

Favorite animal?

No offense to the milquetoast people reading this - I’m just afraid that you might be a little bit surprised for what’s going to be showing up in your feeds soon.

It’s funny that random, fairly milquetoast people keep following me because I’ve been a bit inactive while working on some of my freakiest stuff yet.