Meme from Arrested Development, Lindsay and Tobias talking about their marriage T: We could always do a regime change in Iran L: Well did it work for those people? T: No, it never does, i mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... BOTH: ..but it might work for us.
What if when the xenomorph went to take a dump, it had a smaller ass that protrudes from it's ass
An old painting of a woman in bed, presumably from tuberculosis/consumption. The image-macro/meme text over it says "The only ethical consumption under capitalism is tuberculosis"
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
If you are younger than 83, you have never seen the US drop a single bomb as a formally declared act of war according to its constitution.
Opening title still from TWIN PEANS, with the sign reading “Welcome to Twin Peaks, population 51,201” in the foreground. Behind a curving road and a pine forest two mountains rise through the mist. Over-title in signature neon-green outline font reads: “THE BIRDS DON’T SING THEY SCREECH IN PAIN”
Is this anything
Twitter is owned by a fascist who deliberately manipulates the algorithms to promote far right messages. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.
Not enough liberals understand that anti-leftism helped get us in this political mess.
some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
George Miller forgot to include RAM-town in the Wasteland sagas
If we're lucky, someday we'll be able to look back and see that so much of what is wrong in the film (or any) industry right now is the narcissism of a gerontocracy who are old and incurious, but also delusional enough to still think they are the *least* old and incurious living generation.
DÉJÀ VU AREA" aadvises commuters that if they feel like they have been there before, they should report it to an employee.
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
"For much of the 2010s and likely before and since, it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States."
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
We’re all trapped in the Agatha Christie novel “Who Killed Jeffrey Epstein?”
The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction (i.e., the reality of experience) and the distinction between true and false (i.e., the standards of thought) no longer exist.
Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism. 1951
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
Schumer: “Who can pay to get a federal bullet removed with healthcare costs like these?”
Appears this is also true for fascism.
That’s absurd. Clearly your brain has an “ignore the tiny people all over the place” function and the mushrooms know the button to turn it off.
“If I Did It” 2026 edition dropped
Democracy dies in a souvenir mug
MOBY GOT DICK By Josephine Riesman I hate white whales and I cannot lie You other seamen can't deny When the beast swims by as a pale and eerie sight Spermacetti is your right You get sprung Wanna throw spears well Til you know that the whale's in Hell Oh, Moby I wanna stop goonin' And get harpoonin' My boatswain tried to stop this But that eye you got makes (Me so vicious!) Ooh, Devil’s own whale You say you wanna end my tale? Well, try me, try me Cuz I ain’t no average briney I’ve seen him blowin’ To hell with all knowin’ He swim, fin Got it goin’ like a turbo Schwinn I’m tired of novelists Sayin’ orcas are the best Take the average Ahab and ask him why I’ll tell ya I’m not shy So sailors (YEAH!) Sailors (YEAH!) Has your whale-foe got the white? (HELL YEAH!) Tell him to fluke it (FLUKE IT!) Fluke it (FLUKE IT!) Now throw that sharpened stick Moby got Dick
Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
Aaron Rupar post: Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
if you try to focus on Trump’s authoritarianism, Schumer will deflect and say people want us to focus on affordability. but when Zohran Mamdani made affordability the heart of his campaign Schumer refused to endorse him because they disagree about Israel. it’s all mealy mouthed bullshit.
we should want to make it undeniable that there is no choice but to end ICE, prosecute its officers for lawbreaking, and fundamentally rethink immigration enforcement.
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
ICE killed a Black man, Keith Porter, 7 days before Renee Good, and I hadn't heard about it until today. His vigils went unnoticed. His life came and gone and America forgot to blink.
Two Americas.
