Mindy (God) 🏳️‍⚧️

this is the type of stuff little dogs get up to

i believed in the slim possibility of a march direct before this, but this really makes it seem like we won't be seeing anything until june. either that or we are getting a direct and it's unbelievably stuffed, but i doubt it. odd strategy for the console's first full year

that can happen under us law as well

i like how he boings

for the past 10 years ive been training an army of carrier pigeons for when Internet collapses. imagine, a network of billions of pigeons worldwide. we can do commerce and social media with pigeons. a pigeon can tell you to not vaccinate your child. better world is possible

selling an opened container of off-brand canadian nutella (still about 3/4 full). the bidding will start at $500

should bhutan take over puerto rico, or should puerto rico, take over bhutan? these are the questions

in my upcoming podcast,

Guys remember to honor the most important woman in every single person's life today. The one who brought you into this world. Hillary Clinton

Kelly Rowland texting in Microsoft Excel

you can literally hear him inhale through his teeth after he says it, plus why would he say it in the past tense if his position on it was unchanged?

to call this a bad faith critique would be an understatement, but even sidestepping that it's kind of a total non sequitur compared to the comment you're replying to

That one homie who's an iconic pollinator,[8] but they're not even an especially effective pollinator of milkweeds.[9] ☠️

Joined a new group oscillating at high frequency in the park on weekends

in 30 million years trees will evolve to siphon gas from cars

getting into youtube gambling drama

a single sip of root beer would KILL a 23rd century peasant

doctor getting increasingly frustrated that she can't find anything wrong with me. "there has to be something!" eventually she starts beating me with a fire extinguisher

Me: It’s Friday
People on here: It’s Friday for me as well
Me: We agree
People: Yes for this whole day

i respect the welsh but i keep my distance

ive been waiting for minishoot adventures to come to switch so im definitely hype for that

betting on bodhisattvas to see which will be the first to attain enlightenment

thank you! as a linguistics student (very soon to have my degree) ive been saying this for years. they're frameworks, not mutually exclusive, and while descriptivism is definitely the better of the 2, people (especially in pop linguistics) can definitely stretch it beyond its usefulness

was born that year but it's my understanding that the country had fallen into a completely deranged, bloodthirsty frenzy around that time so im really not surprised

there should be a Baby Home Depot . a small store only babies can go into to buy construction supplies and home goods

Reminder if you are not spicy white do not say dat boi

call me the queen of england the way i died on september 8 2022

Walruses need to get it together. Stop acting like that its 2026

deadass