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HEE-bert | Assistant Professor, OHSU | Kidney/Repro/DOHaD scientist | #TeamPlacenta | The PDX Broadsides chanteuse | Mama | 85% Muppet by volume | https://jesshebert.carrd.co/

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The “media bias” chart so many people keep sharing is very dumb. This one I made a few years ago contains the same information and is just as useful.

06.03.2026 20:05 👍 48 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
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The power of music…🤍#cello #cellist #fyp #foryou #neiperte #neipertee #disease #disability #music #inspo #valentinairlando #hope #viral #viralvideo #viraltiktok TikTok video by Valentina Irlando

The deaf dancer was accompanied by strings, including the fabulous pianist and cellist Valentina Irlanda, who has a rare muscular disease and must use oxygen and a wheelchair. What talent. www.tiktok.com/@valentinair...

06.03.2026 21:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Paralympics opening anthem was played by three alpenhorns, a theremin, and singing glasses as the lead instruments. Unexpectedly beautiful.

06.03.2026 20:41 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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~MEDUZA~ The official website for MEDUZA - the biggest global streaming Italian artist in the history of music in Italy.

The Paralympics Opening Ceremonies have been fantastic. There was an acrobatic/aerial act with a spinning mirror door that was extraordinary, an electronic musician with folks setting up optical illusion set pieces to play on, a deaf dancer, and this band who rocked the march. meduzamusic.net

06.03.2026 20:04 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every Friday we have a group lab materials, equipment, safety, and staffing (MESS) meeting, 9 AM online. I needed to screen share a document we're working on, and the camera turned on. Welcome to my couch with echoes of CPAP straps on my makeup-free face.

Today, *I* am the MESS.

06.03.2026 18:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kindergarten teacher voice: "Okay, WaPo, we don't have to say every thing that comes into our inbox. That's a silly idea! No, friend, catch a bubble, we're going to make some different choices."

06.03.2026 18:02 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

“No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.” www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...

05.03.2026 04:01 👍 4196 🔁 2109 💬 62 📌 75

It's written in basically the same tone (and I did the audiobooks, she read them both). It's pretty stark realism. It's hard to say I liked it because nobody in it is particularly likeable, but the story's really catchy.

04.03.2026 23:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good lord, a marine was calling out Senator Sheehy during a senate hearing so Sheehy gave him a compound arm fracture and then the cops tried to put the marine in handcuffs

04.03.2026 22:40 👍 52 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0

@wyden.senate.gov @bynum.house.gov We The People did not ask to go to war. AGAIN.

04.03.2026 22:44 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I just finished Jennette McCurdy's "Half His Age," which was a somewhat fictionalized version of a relationship she had at 17-18. It's about a student-teacher relationship, and it reads like Lolita met Less Than Zero and Genuine Fraud. It's not long, but it's a lot.

04.03.2026 22:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My mistake, as ever, is taking a second to hope anything is moving in the right direction.

04.03.2026 21:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was this a job option? Because for money I will also read to you aloud from the latest research because I WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW COOL IT ALL IS

Yes, I am a Science Bard. #scicomm

04.03.2026 08:34 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Animals vs. Magicians is exactly your gig.

04.03.2026 08:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We do maybe one or two in a row as we watch it, agree, but it hits the right spot these days.

04.03.2026 05:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't know if y'all are watching Strip Law on Netflix, but it's so stupid and hilarious. It's so very Las Vegas meets Bob's Burgers meets Always Sunny. There's a running gag with a guy named Lunchmeat. It's all pretty perfect.

04.03.2026 05:09 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Quite literally: God damn it.

03.03.2026 20:08 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Kuwait "accidentally" blew up 3 US F15s yesterday, using arms that were given to them by the US. $270 million plus whatever the weapons cost in one shot, but sure, we can't afford to feed our own schoolchildren.

03.03.2026 18:09 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There was a peace plan almost in place. The US was NEVER going to agree to it because everyone in charge is a bully, and We The People are about to pay for it. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/....

03.03.2026 18:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is crying with the words `` realizing it 's only tuesday '' . Alt: a woman is crying with the words `` realizing it 's only tuesday '' .

This week: we're bombing Iran, servicemembers can't attend a whole swath of colleges anymore, measles vaccines are under further attack, no actions for those in the Epstein files, and we still have absolutely zero rein over the braying Jackass In Chief.

Good, great. It's what day?

03.03.2026 18:06 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Oh boy, that was the LEAST of the display's problems, trust. Parts literally falling off the models. Parents reaching over displays to stick their kids' heads in mechanical snapping mouths. A lady sticking her bare feet into a Lego pile. Workers who 100% did NOT want to be there.

02.03.2026 02:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Jurassic Quest was janky as hell but look at these cuties. Kid loved it. Worth it to go once.

02.03.2026 02:36 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

puppooooooooo

02.03.2026 02:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got worse. One more pit of Lego. Saw a lady sitying on the side with her BARE FEET stuck into it like it was a wading pool.

01.03.2026 23:07 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Took my son to the travelling Jurassic Quest show. These dinos are in rough shape, but for ultimate Dash Con realness: here is the BRICK FEST LIVE they advertised as a whole bonus event. Two tables of Lego.

Real hour in the ball pit energy.

01.03.2026 21:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

For the morning crowd: I'm a longtime Patron and fan of @siennaartstudios.bsky.social, and this opportunity for her to create art of bats in Peru using equations and numbers significant to their biology and ecology is worth funding. BAT ART and science communication!!! #sciart

01.03.2026 17:45 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations Substack on your new partnership with Polymarket!

And to those publishing on Substack, is this really the tool you want from the folks who take part of your revenue?

01.03.2026 03:30 👍 2044 🔁 800 💬 74 📌 40
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Strength in Numbers: SciArt for Bat Conservation Transforming research data and hands on field experience into numberism art for bat conservation

Fabulously talented scientific artist @siennaartstudios.bsky.social is raising funds to study bats in Peru. Limited edition prints, shirts, and originals available now! #sciart #scicomm #BATS www.kickstarter.com/projects/num...

01.03.2026 06:19 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

AH THE LAWS, you're pretty!

01.03.2026 05:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anytime, all the time, always. #1 fan.

01.03.2026 05:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0