"Together, this meant that defecation duration is constant across many animal species – around 12 seconds (plus or minus 7 seconds) – even though the volume varies greatly." www.pbs.org/newshour/hea...
I'm hungry too, pal Let's see what's in old man Jeffries' pantry
(10/10)
much money as they can, and I don't know how much longer I can take it, Scoobs.
"I'm beginning to fear I'll never get to witness anything truly amazing, anything extraordinary at all."
(Rhaggy, I am rungry.)
"Oh-hahahahahahahaha Oh, man *Sniff* Like, priorities, right? (9/10)
direction at all, knowing all there is to know.
"This can't be it.
"But every time it turns out it's yet another mask, another clever production.
"Every mystery we solve brings me closer to the realization that the only monsters in this world are pathetic old men trying to steal as (8/10)
like, expand our knowledge of the world, that maybe what we find could tell us something about where we come from or where we are supposed to go, because the alternative scares me, Scooby, more than any vampire or mummy ever could, the idea that we are alone floating on this rock, no (7/10)
glimpses of and end up becoming the stuff of legends.
"I don't think there are ghosts and goblins, not as such.
"I think there's stuff, like a thread we have to follow, that hidden out there are absolutely extraordinary things that we could find and then understand, and maybe they'll, (6/10)
"I've always believed there are mysteries out there, Scoobs, like that's why I joined Mystery Inc., not because I cherished the idea of monsters among us, but because maybe, maybe there are some things in the world we still don't understand, like the kind of things people only catch (5/10)
"But every time it ends up being just a way for some guy to exploit naive folk, and don't we both look silly, like we really thought there would be a supernatural being haunting this amusement park, we dumb superstitious hicks. (4/10)
"I mean, I know I'm always terrified, always looking for the exit, but I am also, like, thrilled, you know? I think, oh man, this is it, there really is a wolfman or an alien or what have you. (3/10)
*Sigh* You know, bud, sometimes I don't know, like every single time we get into some creepy otherworldly stuff, it ends up being like some shady dude trying to scare away folks from some money tied up in some land or something. (2/10)
Pedro Aripe (Port Sherry), "A Shaggy and Dog Story":
Shaggy: "Oh hey, Scoobs, guess there was no flying headless man after all, huh? It was just like old man Jeffries. (1/10)
bamboozled.
"And I get it: Fox News is a propaganda machine of just Cocomelon brain rot for boomers, but this is literally the the result of employing and voting for losers.
"And Pete Hegseth -- oh my God, his fucking alcoholic sideburns, you're done." (2/2)
Country Singer Maren Morris: "I don't have forgiveness for the triple Trumpers or any of the Trumpers. You did vote for this. He is a dementia-ridden, diaper-clad, cornball ex-TV host, bankrupt as fuck. Look at his stats, actually. Atlantic City. You voted for this and you got (1/2)
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"You can quickly stupid-ify or enshittify your own information stream. Everybody’s got to make those decisions now. We’re all editors of our own information stream, but with algorithms forcing the issue on us."
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2/2 the audience, they say it to where you can hear it, the plan will fail. But if they say, I got a plan, and they cut away before they say it, it's got a really good chance of working out. Once you said this, I see it every time."
1/2 "You'll notice it with Scooby-Doo, but it goes across every piece of fiction. When somebody's about to hatch a plot, if they explain the plot to you,
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Rachel Charlton-Dailey: "Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather."
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