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That Funky Monkey

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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!

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I mean, this is most days.

09.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Straight up no interest in doing my job job today. Fuck that noise.

09.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am in a period of β€œprep” and β€œpromo” with the two main artists I play bass for, and I am longing for the days of β€œplaying live.”

(Coming soon)

09.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

During the first time around with Trump, I was in Australia and my cab driver at the airport asked me what I thought of Trump on the way into town.

β€œMan, fuck that guy.”

Easy answer.

09.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

08.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 7092 πŸ” 693 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 32

Most likely outcome is that asshole dies of old age and leaves everyone else to clean up his mess, capping an 80 year run of never experiencing consequences. Only in America baby!

09.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 4550 πŸ” 445 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 27

Rest in peace to my Berkeley neighbor Country Joe McDonald.

All these years since his β€œFixin’ To Die Rag,” we’re still asking β€œwhat are we fighting for?”

08.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 7

I was just picking out which apartment would be mine.

08.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tried to make a low-carb version of pozole with cauliflower instead of hominy.

Definitely takes like white-people nonsense.

05.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We love a client pinging us at 8:30 PM, asking for something by 10 AM.

05.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ZoΓ« DOES NOT cuddle. What is happening?

05.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reading the news. Listening to some tunes.

02.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man. Sorry to hear about the cat. 😿

01.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

28.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 10479 πŸ” 3318 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 14
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Chaperone!

(180 high school choir/orchestra students)

28.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at a truckstop near the Grapevine so I’m guessing no neighborhood coffee culture.

27.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know why they’re blasting Atomic Dog in Starbucks but I’m not mad about it.

27.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My Lyft driver just fucked up and got on 280.

(Mountain View to Los Gatos is a straight shot down 85.)

And/or I’m being kidnapped. I’m not sure.

27.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woof. Another death in my orbit. Same age as me.

Memento mori.

26.02.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never had all of the right letters in all of the wrong places.

Wordle 1,713 3/6

β¬›οΈβ¬›οΈπŸŸ¨β¬›οΈβ¬›οΈ
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

26.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œbuddy chaperone” parent that I got paired with for my kid’s choir/orchestra trip to Disneyland this weekend is way too intense for my liking.

πŸ™πŸΌPray for meπŸ•ŠοΈ

25.02.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sleepy time bear

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

19.07.2025 03:01 πŸ‘ 10962 πŸ” 2186 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 111
Preview
Sober Me by Dogcatcher Stream and Save Sober Me - Distributed by DistroKid

Easy link to stream it errywhere:
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

20.02.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dogcatcher – Sober Me (Lyric Video)
Dogcatcher – Sober Me (Lyric Video) YouTube video by Dogcatcher

Oh yeah, I didn’t clarify, this is a single.

There may or may not be a full release. Eventually.

Oh hey look! Lyric video!

youtu.be/3YWfD1OrAsE?...

20.02.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amendment:
Mike reads this shiz.

20.02.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobody reads this shiz, so this’ll be the first place that I post that β€œSober Me”, the first new release from my band Dogcatcher in 8 years, is live on most streaming sites.

Expect more promotional nonsense on IG etc in the morning.

20.02.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Big boy shit, part 2:
All packaging art and audio assets are IN for the vinyl order.

17.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get daily job alerts from LinkedIn that are equivalent/adjacent to the MarTech work I do for my day job. I should be applying to like… all of them.

I can’t force my body to apply for more of this type of work.

I JUST WANNA PLAY MUSIC!
😒😒😒

17.02.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And to be fair, we are outside of β€œquiet hours” for the building in our lease (10 PM-8 AM).

He’s not doing anything wrong.

I just find 9:26 AM to be an unusual time for an adult to be practicing piano at home.

17.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0