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M S Martinez

@hideouslywrinkled

Because seven ate nine.

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I love it! Please do the Big Arch. And the flavor swap chips.

05.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I second this.

03.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I started calling the voice in my head β€œChatGPT” and people are much more generous.

01.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had so many random calls and texts that they are closed and will let me know they reopen. 🫠

20.02.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had close family friends in Topaz (who have since passed away). When people talk longingly about the old days and the 50s… well, they don’t know.

20.02.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Walgreens?

20.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a door with a sign that says 122 ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a door with a sign that says 122

More like, Turd Craply.

18.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

14.02.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 23261 πŸ” 4794 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 169
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13.02.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

James Baxter!

12.02.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket is talking about scientists . Alt: From Jurassic Park, a character in sunglasses and a leather jacket: β€œYour scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
10.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

08.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 16441 πŸ” 3990 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 160

Is Danny Ainge still trying to take credit for any success in Boston?

05.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I regret to inform you that β€œ1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called β€œ2009”

02.02.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 816 πŸ” 220 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 139

Shakedown it’s 2009.

03.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My nephew-in-law just described county music as β€œcoworker music,” and I can’t think of anything more perfect.

02.02.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heated Rivals Mahjong

02.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Pirates of Suspicious Peptides

23.01.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams

18.01.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 2086 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 3

Is that Rob Lowe?

09.01.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I felt this way about Limbo. Interesting, the game world and darkness were fine, but the mechanics were not "fun."

08.01.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the future, you won't even need to cook food. You'll just ask the AI and it'll describe the food to you

06.01.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 363 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 8
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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
03.01.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool bottle shape.

03.01.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sweetest send out you could imagine. Earned by Bowen Yang. (Also, this works. Give it to them. We aren’t a monoculture anymore.)

21.12.2025 06:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But agree. πŸ‘πŸ»

21.12.2025 05:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peacock is worth it for the east coast feed.

21.12.2025 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s 79. Free pass.

21.12.2025 05:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love is the secret to making endless Unobtanium.

21.12.2025 04:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great special. The 3-5 a.m. brain was too perfect.

20.12.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0