A Garbage Can

Everybody will understand everything

Flavored popcorns haven’t been doing much for me lately

Everyone’s got that shirt they wear 😂

See what you’ve got to understand is It’s Already Been Taken Care Of

Sometimes I like to think about every decision I’ve ever made

i hate the new dominos app im gonna put a bomb under the sistine chapel

Pumpkinhead uses a gun in Pumpkinhead… .. but not in the way you’d think!

Keep this in mind

Said jute box again

My phone thinks all my chargers are slow. Rude!

Favorite lie you’ve told

Death to America 🥰💯🤙

Just told several lies

I only lie to make my life easier

How much caffeine to stop heart

I’ve thought of everything

Pressing a button should alter something

Oh I don’t believe me?

When I don’t grab something on the first try my knees lock up and I die

T rex arming so hard they now bend the other way

Did I say piece of scissors

Eventually you will have purchased every product

Every job is pretend

Nothing makes sense like information

Looked like you were about to chop that tree down. Looked like you were about to open someone else’s mail. Oh yeah sorry it just looked to me like you didn’t know what year you were born. Looked like you were about to kill that cat. For a second there looked like you knew that person. Looked like yo

The Hulu of your dreams

Permanent Hulu

I am an asset

I am a spy

What’s the information