5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open.
Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.
I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.
I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.
1/ Here's what I can share:
@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.
and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids
I never posted my PS1 Memory Card icon... Fixing this... 🦊💦
i hate being right all the time
saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah
I am
This is the most accurate description ever written. It should be in textbooks and on the state welcome sign at the border.
the florida mind is best understood as margaritaville with guns. my people do not yearn for war, they yearn for a pub sub and they’ll shoot you if you keep them from it
Holy absolute shit damn
Holy shit - this would be very, very bad:
"The databases, called “Numident” and the “Master Death File,” include records for more than 500 million living and dead Americans, including Social Security numbers, places and dates of birth, citizenship, race and ethnicity, and parents’ names."
In Florida? Jesus
this is basically a big chunk of the work I've been doing in reporting form across years and wow, i've never seen anything more perfect from *that* very specific perspective: frame it, put it in a museum.
there’s a structural reason here. mamdani’s response was to take an opportunity to make content - and therefore give the rest of the media some easy meta-content - and turn it down. he put governing ahead of content. our political media hates nothing more than someone who denies them easy content.
MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz
The US is Russia in this, Iran is edgy Ukraine
the rest of the world learned stuff from Vietnam and Afghanistan and america didn't
Art of lots of different mustelid heads
Happy MarTen longfriends!
#martenday
Numpty is always a good time
NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.
Truly a perfect news alert
People don't use quanta in conversation as often as they should. Just saying.
Parody of "If you give a mouse a cookie" with a brown mouse holding a red switchblade and red crayon in the background
Ah yes, the childhood classic 'If You Give A Mouse A Switchblade'"
#FrostFatales
Damn that's crazy. But yeah. The transmission and powertrain warranties always seem like BS to me. If there's that many people with a problem, obviously it's a larger issue and there should be a recall or a fix on the manufacturer's dime.
Placard on a windshield visor that reads warning higher rollover risk
The Honda HRV stands for higher rollover vehicle. I honestly think that's a better definition for the acronym than the real thing which is "high rider revolutionary vehicle."
Reserve Ovipositor Training Korps @korpspropaganda.bsky.social I'm sorry not sorry
A grizzled 50 something boiler mechanic said "Later hon." And it made my day.
