He'll be glad his drought has ended.
07.03.2026 20:10
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He'll be glad his drought has ended.
I've never pissed standing up.
I do wonder what I'd have achieved in life with those few seconds I could've saved each time by risking pissing on the floor or my shoes.
I'll never delete this app
"To boldly go where no man has gone before, into an alien goer."
My ambition is to sleep with an alien lady. It'd mean I'd know they exist in my lifetime. They could be hideous, but to their species I'm probably a minger, so I'd style it out.
FA Cup 1929
Arsenal 2 Mansfield 0
Today, 97 years later, the rematch.
#arsenal
Samantha's up early
It's time for the magic of the FA Cup again.
Fans from all over the world can watch their chosen billion pound Premier League team thrash smaller, far poorer teams only supported by locals.
There could always be an upset, though 🤔
#fpl
GW28 I sold Semenyo, bought Mbeumo for a -4.
Semenyo 2pts, Mbeumo 6pts.
GW29 I sold Mbeumo, bought Semenyo for a -4.
Semenyo 8pts, Mbeumo 2pts.
All that risk, but a 2 point gain 🤣😂
Mbeumo steps up when I own him, blanks when I don't. He's the opposite of an fpl troll for me. He's my GW30 1st sub.
Players in Spurs back 4 are of interest to Real Madrid, AC Milan, etc. The individual players will do fine.
🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩
No Hits!
Ndaiye to Mbeumo
£108.2m Team Value
£0 🏦
OR 3.9m
PB: 2.1m in 21/22 season
Can I beat that after 260 points in Hits?
Having massively taken the piss since then, can I even jam top 1m?
Was OR 1.1m in GW6.
Love this game. Might try properly some year 🤣😂
I've got Frimpong ready and waiting
VDV is 6th most owned defender. His -3 has helped.
1 point off Safety Score from a -8. Groovy 🤩
#fpl
To dare is to do it, Joe 😉
It's why Harry Kane left the Premier League, his chin would rarely be onside
To anyone stressing about their #fpl Rank;
There's 8 million active teams currently. More than ever before. More using computer help than ever.
It's never been tougher.
If you're grumpy because you've done better in the past, that's just ego.
Come GW1 26/27 nobody will care how you did.
Chill 🤩
*our 🙄
That would be the natural evolution; are kids are better looking, smarter versions of ourselves
Yaaaayyyy 🤩
My #fpl mini league with my sons;
Small Hippie (20yo) 1527 pts
Me 1527 pts
Smallest Hippie (16yo) 1472 pts
So I'm joint 1st with my older son.
I've taken 260 points in Hits this season, now an 8 week sprint to the finish. 🤩
Aww, cheers, dude
With 7 points, Garthe Gordon drives home happy
Great fun 🤩
It'll be a small red, but great fun!
#fpl
☆ Classic scenes in #fpl Cinema ☆
Bart Verbruggen in GHOST
In this scene, the subway ghost teaches Bart Verbruggen how to stop solid objects passing straight through him
Only at #fpl Cinemas this weekend
Bart Verbruggen in
The Man Who Wasn't There
Study of us #fpl loons.
Please help this dude find a cure for fpl managers
Pope owners, too.
"Right, a quick shave, put the blonde wig on, covered up by the headband, and then I'll execute my evil plan."
With O'Reilly and Wilson absent, evil Garthe Gordon arrives for training with my #fpl squad
🤣😂
