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A photo of two relatively large Crassula alstonii

I'm actually quite proud of my Crassula alstonii. It's not an easy plant to care for, and mine are doing great

Satan please give me the strength to not get into a fight with a fatphobic occultist on reddit at 7 AM

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

Yeah, the doctor performed the Epley maneuver and my vertigo immediately got like 90% better

Oh shit I didn't know there was a new Bill Callahan album

I just had to go to urgent care to get the crystals in my head realigned

Sketchbook drawing of a shape that is not a cube

guy at the bar asked Tom “can I draw a cube in your sketchbook?” and then spent forty five seconds drawing this I’m dying

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me

Pictured: the guy in customs sorting your jockstraps

I just tried using the standing calf raise for shrugs and oh my god I have seen the Light

Glad the Democrats are finally doing something about Glonzo

Oh yeah, any time I have to take a break from smoking I get a least a week of nightmares about the apocalypse, but things eventually chill out

TBH, big same. I've got much more effective ways of dealing with depression now, and I think I am ready to move past it. Plus, it would be nice to have dreams again

Ok, TWO separate magic books told me today that I have to stop smoking weed

Eva's not really ABOUT the giant robots, but it does have a lot of them. I don't think that's going to make it easier to get, though.

oh my god

"Eight hours is a long time to be locked in an office bathroom and oh wait, he didn't mean literally"

being hot would fix me

the internet is a great place to spend 24+ hours seeing people engaging with some controversial document and then when you look at the document yourself it's an eight-year-old's blog where they wrote "if i swallowed a grape whole without chewing it could i poop it out and wash it and eat it again"

I'm really glad to hear that it wasn't an embolism!

Hopefully these ones taste better

LMAO I love this spell from the Picatrix where if you force someone to drink a bunch of animal blood and brains, it will make them hate you. Yeah, I bet it will!

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

awwwwwww I love them so much

Babe, if I were a man of reddish complexion with large white teeth exposed outside of my mouth, and a body like an elephant with long legs, and I were a face of sloth, poverty, misery, and dread, would you still love me? In this scenario I WOULD have a dog, a horse, and a calf FYI

Dental care makes such a big difference!

A selfie of me in my computer chair with a mustache and no beard and also my smile looks nice

A photo of me from two years ago just before I started Invisalign. I have a bunch of tooth gaps

I am soooo close to finally being done with Invisalign. I was just looking at some before and almost-after photos, and wow, Invisalign sure makes a big difference!

Screenshot from Tumblr User hatingongodot: “In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“ LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy User Shitacademicswrite: i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation! Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.

Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!