Maria Says Hi

Can I make this private yet?

Wth Meta??

Wth is this??

Something weird is happening to my Meta Accounts ever since I posted this criticism against AI. Putting this here just in case.

Has anyone else experienced this?

The song is Breads ft. Sun Gold Tomatoes, Speck, and Mortadella

Vagueness is so ugly and boring just make a decision.

LFG!!!!!

Meow

Should I move to SF to fall in love with a nice, lanky, Asian nerd, who is obsessed with me?

I’m so tired. Like the kind of tired where you can’t sleep tired. Idk what it’s called. Just so tired 🫩🫩🫩

You're seeing America kamikaze itself into a brick wall.

It didn't have to be this way.

But greed and racism, our two sins, will be our downfall.

Too many people still with their hands in the sand.

I can’t make this private so moving back to IG & Threads. Sorry bluesky babes 🙋🏻‍♀️❤️

My targeted ads have changed drastically since my bday last month 🥲🥲🥲

Has Bluesky popped off yet? Are we hip with the kids/ skippity toileting?

Weekends in LA

Making plans as an adult

Can’t sleep just want vanilla soft serve with choco sprinkles

Can i make this private yet? tf

I always know when mercury is in gatorade bc crunchyroll app stops working on my tv 🥲🥲🥲

Yes, but you havent dropped your children onto your face haha

I drop my phone on my face way too often to consider having children

I try to be a better person everyday even though sometimes life dares me to be a little bit worse

Lemme get tackled by the kind of love that brings me a homemade breakfast sandwich upon me waking up

At HMart pre-marinated bulgogi and pork belly were less expensive than my eggs?!?!? 👀

Ordering 3 salads with dressing on the side bc I don’t wanna meal prep 😅

Crispy Ikea Bags >>>>>

Weekend. Completing my transformation into asian auntie-hood. 🙋🏻‍♀️➡️👵🏼

Political apathy is the driest behavior a man can have. Oh, you don’t care about how your vote affects the people around you?

I already know your elbows are dry and you’ll age poorly

Fell asleep at 9pm, wokeup at 3am, ate some leftover bacon, and went back to bed