No yeah like it does make a difference for me, alas. For better or for worse there’s a fetishistic aspect to it all (4 me) and bullying the fab boys I go dancing with in a mean-looking Doberman fursuit would be such a different experience than bullying the video game shirt, VR chat playing nerd :/
in retrospect being Extra Doggy in a Big Animal Costume’s been cute, I just put those desires to bed because I didn’t want to be in community with nano-leaf-wall-decor-burning-man-nomad-complex types (ns) but crushing scruffy oontz oontzing Bushwick twunks under my fursuit would do something 4 me 😔
My friends and I keep teasing each other about being furries in denial and one got a ref sheet because ✌️it’s funny✌️ and another one wants to draw me a ref sheet ✌️as a joke✌️ and now I’m like wait… but what if we don’t make it a joke………….. haha jk unless…
hello friends I should keep up with more often. New York is very fun and I wuv my fwiends and my bf and being dog and things are good. Kind of getting everything I wanted from this move so I’m :)
“Wow you’re dressed so… utilitarian!” 🥲
Feeling very vulnerable right now (going to West Village bars, straight from work, Carhartt-brand lunch box in hand)
intensely pink
no! you have music autism (positive)
What, exactly, are you going ‘up, up, up’ to
I say this with a heart full of love and well-wishes… but pups love choosing the worst songs in the world for their Instagram posts
Heated Rivalry has revealed that all my girlfriends are fujoshis and now I’m thinking I should invite them to Wrecked
The concept of making being a house cleaner your shtick and being bad at it… I’d ask for a refund on my cum
Considering inviting one of the Grindr “oooo sir please let me put on a maid outfit and scrub down your kitchen” people over because I don’t want to clean :/
Learning that people just say things that they don’t mean and having a hard time processing why anyone would do that
well is it a handsome penis
Well it isn’t!
Growing up with the internet damaged me so bad
It’s the thing with the ears
Realized that one of my hood-on dance moves comes straight from caramelldansen and I had to sit down
let’s celebrate about it next week :)
When a man tries giving me any command at all ever: 🤨
When a woman tells me to get on all fours for her in that grody East Williamsburg warehouse that gave me at least 4 kinds of heavy metal poisoning:
but I like being grumpy mean dog.. :(
also gun to my head (getting hit on by beautiful women) she asked what kind of dog I am and I said Doberman so I guess that’s the answer now
Turns out I have it in me to do the “awrarara I’m a cute puppy tell me what to do :3” routine after all
But only for women
stanced
Turns out that what I needed was to make friends in their 30s and two weeks later I’m free from the ennui and back to dangerous levels of Living Deliciously so nevermind all that. Give that millennial a chance TODAY
I feel like developing a smidge of religious psychosis this fall could be very chic, very baroque, very justifying the name (St.) Sebastian
very on the nose / eye-roll-inducing that I serendipitously find a Joan Didion essay to go along with whatever Big Emotion I’m feeling anyways I’m reading The White Album now
I’d love having the type of brain that lets you laugh at the CEO’s canned jokes during this town hall. My coworkers are having a ki. Being the average Applebee’s core suburban American must feel sooooo good.
Making prolonged eye contact with a really hot guy :)
Wearing a Hamilton hoodie :(
He’s the likeliest person I know to hop on a cycle off the bat and lord help me if there’s trundle in the apartment
