Simultaneously the funniest and most horrifying thing I've ever seen
06.03.2026 07:07
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Simultaneously the funniest and most horrifying thing I've ever seen
Khorramabad percs got me contemplating commercial off the shelf ballistic missile components, my regional proxies WILL have exoatmospheric strike capabilities
The results of the experiment to see what happens when we give over the world's most important government to the world's worst and most coked-up polycule are starting to trickle in
No you see after the peace council the USA/Israel will split the country, and then once it gets its autonomy score high enough they'll release it and it'll be democratic. No I don't get my foreign policy from HOI4, why do you ask
What the fuck did I miss out on
I might be a freak but I like warheads
Average Kuwaiti pilot seeing an unidentified radar track show up
The chili ones are, tbf
We're running back 1585
Unfortunately it looks like the first thing I'll get to cross off this year is "Aliens"
Preferably we can put Platner in the middle of one of the impact zones for the nukes but as long as he's vaguely out there in the radioactive pines I'm not too picky
My hot take about Maine is that we can keep Portland intact but everything else should probably be nuked and/or ceded to the Canucks
What if we just did Provisional Authority Order Number 2 but somehow worse
What else is a jester like me to do, but goon?
I'm slop, and thats peak. I'll never be peak, and thats not slop
HEY OLD FUCK
Well fuck
Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it
“Oh, I'm afraid our armada will be quite operational when your shaheds arrive.”
- a CENTCOM public affairs officer apparently
Hitler, Himmler, etc
youtu.be/7Gr0pKI-eeg?...
Oh my FUCKING god bruh
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
If it goes down like the Maduro raid I will start smoking crack, and thats a guarantee
>inb4 bullshit
Fuck the Iranian government, God help the Iranian civilians, and we should not stick our dick in beehives that will get a lot of innocent people killed for no good god-damn reason
The Dove, they called him.
You sound like an unhinged person if you in plain words describe what’s happening, but the Trump admin demanded Anthropic’s AI be able to kill things for it w/out human approval and also do mass surveillance.
Anthropic said no, and now the admin is trying to destroy the company in retaliation.
Cringe or not, whether decided from principles or cold calculation, this was an action that matters and deserves positive reinforcement so that others might follow
