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He/They Real gay 31 Streamer 18+ Minors/graphic designers dni Terfs/racists/zionists get fucked Alt: jupitussyjep.bsky.social Streams: twitch.tv/jupiterjepsen General links: campsite.bio/jupiterjepsen Business Email: Jupiterjepsen@gmail.com

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C'mon Jepsen, two days off after this.

07.03.2026 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Occasional post to say most of my feral posting is at @jupitussyjep.bsky.social because not everyone wants to see me post about dicks.

07.03.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Set an alarm an hour early so I could shower before work, and I've just sat in bed looking at dicks ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

07.03.2026 10:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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tired

07.03.2026 10:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely feral today

06.03.2026 08:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blue and Orange

06.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Over salted my cookies ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
I also used demarera instead of soft dark brown sugar so they're overly crispy on the outside. They're very much "good if you dip them in a milky coffee for a couple seconds" but not "good if you have them as is".

06.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ

05.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 8852 ๐Ÿ” 1696 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63 ๐Ÿ“Œ 75

Throw in a slutty short short and you're hired!

05.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For anyone interested in more of their rugs: www.instagram.com/breezeyrugs?...

05.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't have a side table yet. I was thinking of hanging it under the Capybara one I have, but it'd be a bit close to the plug socket for my liking.

05.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The rug maker does take commission, but I don't think they'd do me a ball bag rug ๐Ÿ˜…

05.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A rug in the shape of an animal crossing bell bag, lying in a green rug background.

A rug in the shape of an animal crossing bell bag, lying in a green rug background.

Look what I got on Saturday and never posted, an Animal Crossing bell bag rug. Just not sure where I want to hang it (it's too nice to use as an actual rug)

05.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For how many baked goods I end up handing out to friends I have in other shops and around town, I really should print out a lil business card so I can have feedback without having to go back a few days later to ask in person.

05.03.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Get my man some Icy-Hot
#Pokemon30

27.02.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3602 ๐Ÿ” 1505 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Fancy coming over and doing mine after?

05.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just had an ad for a keyless door lock for your house and what a fucking awful idea.

05.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 170 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
mario galaxy logo mark font but instead it says "BOMBING IRAN BECAUSE TRUMP'S IN THE EPSTEIN FILES THE MOVIE"

mario galaxy logo mark font but instead it says "BOMBING IRAN BECAUSE TRUMP'S IN THE EPSTEIN FILES THE MOVIE"

ur mr peace president

03.03.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 150 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
โ€œFuck AIโ€

โ€œFuck AIโ€

02.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3008 ๐Ÿ” 981 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
02.03.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 46 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

02.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4098 ๐Ÿ” 1583 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

everything needs to be cute and cozy for some so here is my cute and cozy contribution ๐Ÿ˜Œ

02.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 144 ๐Ÿ” 37 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Jepsen pulling a peace sign in a green hoodie.

Jepsen pulling a peace sign in a green hoodie.

Let's go golfing in What the Golf?

Twitch.tv/jupiterjepsen

02.03.2026 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't but I've thought about it. No sense for me to have it on a third console, especially as it runs fine on Steamdeck and I don't need to pay for online to play it on that. I'd moreso be buying it for the "hey thanks for constantly updating the game, here's some money"

02.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're welcome, very typically though it was last on sale from the 11th to the 26th of Feb. Seems it goes on sale every other month or so, so I'd just hold off till an easter sale.

02.03.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait for a sale, it's been about ยฃ16 at times and it's been on sale 4 or 5 times since it came out.

02.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get that. I definitely need to get a grip for mine as I get hand cramp/discomfort using it in handheld after less than an hour compared to the steam deck which I get hours of use out absolutely fine.

02.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0