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i made Cookie Clicker. it was an accident

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make the fire dog bipedal on its first evo. next evo remove the legs entirely

27.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

probably not a controversial opinion but my favorite game by far in UFO50 was Mini & Max. go my mold spore

23.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you've got such nice colors going on this

17.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

guy who pronounces onion like orion

16.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

simply uninterested in a castlevania game that's not pixel art. sorry

13.02.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

don't trust anything they call "centaurs" in a horror setting it's always some fucked up shit

11.02.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

that's so cool!! always got Donjon vibes from it but didn't know there was an actual connection

10.02.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think whatever replaces Discord should let us move little avatars around. this has nothing to do with my "bring physicality to social media" agenda i just think it'd be a good rational sensible thing to have. oh yeah and give them little pixel art outfits & items too (my breath gets heavier,)

10.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 430 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2

oh yeah fuck ICE

28.01.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 399 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

the call of microsyntaxes everywhere grows ever louder

24.01.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
RandomGen A tool to create your own random generators, by Orteil.

a while back i used a bracketed substitution system fairly close to yours to make a universe generator! later on i refined the syntax to make a random generator maker:
orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?d...

24.01.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cookie Clicker shirt featuring the grandma from the game in her evil demonic form, touching a chocolate chip cookie with her gnaerled finger. There's a Wrinkler (tiny leech-like creatures) on her shoulder and in front of her. White text reads "You could have stopped it." In red 80's slasher style writing it says "Cookie Clicker" at the bottom

Cookie Clicker shirt featuring the grandma from the game in her evil demonic form, touching a chocolate chip cookie with her gnaerled finger. There's a Wrinkler (tiny leech-like creatures) on her shoulder and in front of her. White text reads "You could have stopped it." In red 80's slasher style writing it says "Cookie Clicker" at the bottom

they asked me to design a Cookie Clicker shirt. I said are you sure??
www.fangamer.com/collections/...

13.01.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

outstanding

14.01.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fangamer promo pic for Cookie Clicker items (displeased grandma t-shirt, Cookie Clicker clicker cookie keychain)

Fangamer promo pic for Cookie Clicker items (displeased grandma t-shirt, Cookie Clicker clicker cookie keychain)

Fangamer promo pic for the Cookie Clicker clicker cookie keychain that really clicks and is all-around just lovely

Fangamer promo pic for the Cookie Clicker clicker cookie keychain that really clicks and is all-around just lovely

Fangamer promo pic for the displeased grandma t-shirt (iconic grandmother poking a cookie with her heinous old hand as a wrinkler looks on, both bathed in red light on black fabric)

Fangamer promo pic for the displeased grandma t-shirt (iconic grandmother poking a cookie with her heinous old hand as a wrinkler looks on, both bathed in red light on black fabric)

look at them. we think they're darling

13.01.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Cookie Clicker Shop official Cookie Clicker t-shirts and keychains at Fangamer

if you've ever wanted a little Cookie Clicker cookie keychain that really clicks or a really badass shirt with an old lady on it, then you're in luck because Fangamer happens to have released JUST THAT

fanga.me/r/cookie-cli...

13.01.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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31.12.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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i'm having a lovely last day of the year and everything is exploding outside so i coded some fireworks today! absolutely no concern for performance this WILL make your phone heat up

orteil.dashnet.org/fireworks.html

31.12.2025 15:30 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i really really do not believe everything should be an electron app, especially not OS elements. leave javascript to us freaks we know the evil we're dealing with

10.12.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

This is is getting kids hooked thru gambling mechanics. These are all the same tricks used by online gambling. Coded for kids.

Its fucking the grossest thing. It makes me be ashamed to be in the same industry.

Burn it with fire.

08.12.2025 20:33 πŸ‘ 453 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
A close-up portrait photo of Rebecca Heineman - a middle-aged woman with dark frizzy and wavy hair, brown eyes, slightly tanned skin, and a smiling face.

A close-up portrait photo of Rebecca Heineman - a middle-aged woman with dark frizzy and wavy hair, brown eyes, slightly tanned skin, and a smiling face.

"One of the most brilliant programmers around" - tributes pour in as Interplay co-founder Rebecca Heineman passes away www.eurogamer.net/one-of-the-m...

18.11.2025 11:50 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)

10.11.2025 15:28 πŸ‘ 505 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2
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Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

04.10.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 1547 πŸ” 1723 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 97
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animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference

13.07.2025 13:51 πŸ‘ 490 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
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European Citizens' Initiative Give your support !

if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thanks!

eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...

24.06.2025 14:57 πŸ‘ 1469 πŸ” 1198 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 26

and also cheeseburgers

18.06.2025 00:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(cough) cookies

18.06.2025 00:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

ears as hell

25.05.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cookie Clicker - Official Console Announcement Trailer
Cookie Clicker - Official Console Announcement Trailer YouTube video by Playsaurus

wahoo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DAl...

15.05.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 3

this is a lie until the 22nd

14.05.2025 21:51 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Cookie Clicker is an idle game for browsers, desktop, android, nintendo switch, xbox and playstation

14.05.2025 21:51 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0