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@gingersnapz

My diss is combobulated. My twitter is pated. My catty is wampus. My gob is smacked. My poppy is cocked. My raga is muffined. And this Ginger has fucking SNAPPED.

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He's never been known to be picky.

05.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We need a new word. Cunt isn't a strong enough pejorative to describe how vile she is.

04.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Budderz, Lola and Benedict are here for Whiskers Wednesday.

04.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What, you don't believe she went from fine skimpy straggly hair to a full head of luxurious locks? 🀨

04.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Would need the Justice Dept to investigate. But they’re too busy sucking SCROTUS’ tiny orange mushroom to actually do their job.

04.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a succinct video about that very subject (sorry I don’t know how to properly post it) there’s no paywall. But why do foreign news anchors say what none of ours will?

www.firstpost.com/vantage/-tru...

03.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep! And they won’t have any choice.

03.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good on the NCO who reported it. They need to keep reporting it and that commander needs to be removed.

03.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tomato tomahto

03.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No paywall and you don’t have to sign up to watch it. Can’t figure out how to post the actual video. An Indian news story about Trump and his β€œpeaceful” ways. Why are none of our news stations pointing this shit out???

03.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is correct. I used to live there. I have many friends and colleagues still there. They’re on their own.

03.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

www.firstpost.com/vantage/-tru...

03.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been saying this all along.

01.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget the possibility of seeing shirtless RFKjr and Kid Schlock drinking milk and riding stationary bikes in a sauna.

Yikes! That’s almost as terrifying as the prospect of war.

01.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Epstein? Fuggettaboutit.

01.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good thing we have Kegsbreath to protect us from those terrifying birthday party balloons.

28.02.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is now talking about taking it over. Cause apparently he hasn’t gotten us into enough wars yet.

28.02.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If only…

28.02.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5/2018: Trump cancels the Iran nuclear arms treaty. Says he can negotiate a better one.

6/2025: Trump, still unable to negotiate a deal, bombs Iran and claims nuclear capability is obliterated.

2/2026: claiming Iran is weeks away from building a nuke, Trump bombs Iran again.

What the fuck?

28.02.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

: "13-year-old Naiara Tamminga stood in front of the Grand Rapids City Commission and said what adults refused to say.
She called out their failure and hypocrisy in the killing of Patrick Lyoya. A child showed more courage than the people in power."

She’s now 17. I hope she is still fired up!

23.02.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting.

She had some things she needed to get off her chest

23.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 8638 πŸ” 3152 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 333

Don’t forget every time someone says to him, β€œsir…”

23.02.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll just shove ice picks in my ears and wash my eyes out with Draino. It’ll be better than having to listen to or see that twatwaffle.

23.02.2026 07:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t they have building codes in Russia? Seems like their windows are faulty!

23.02.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And the 37% will accept that as proof that he wasn’t involved.

11.02.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And now they’re saying Trump notified police about Epstein. Does anyone really believe that bs?

11.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. But I’ll believe it when I see it.

11.02.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WTF is wrong with the other 47%?

JFC

04.02.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t care if DHS puts out β€œguidance” that ICE can enter a home with nothing more than a Burger King crown on…it still doesn’t make it legal.

26.01.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0